Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

“What’s wrong with that? It is an accident that cannot be suppressed. Haven’t you tried farting in public before?!” “Not yet, “ Chandler answered. “I only fart when I am alone.” Feeling embarrassed, Maxine turned her head to Isaac and asked him. “How about you, Isaac? You did fart in public even once in your life. Did you?” Isaac was so confused why they were talking about farting in the middle of the road. Either way, he opened his lips to answer, “Sorry, Miss Maxine. But I also haven’t farted in public. I only do it when I am alone.”

Jax muttered. The bus hit a pothole. Everyone bounced. Phones flew. Someone yelped. I went back to my texts. Xiabao: “So. Best friends now?” Me: “Don’t push it.” Xiabao: “ Lmao.” Me: “Great. My life was missing one more chaotic gay.” Xiabao: “Chaotic? Look who’s talking, miss fake mustache and glue hands.” Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.”

Ashley grumbled with a pout. “Mom, I’ll be the one to talk to Vesta about it. I will be embarrassed if you are the one who tells her.” Ashley insisted. “As Sean went to my daughter singing her favorite song, Crazier. Suddenly my daughter’s fart loudly when Sean was walking toward her. He stopped and laughed. All the people stared at her,” Estella continued despite her daughter’s refusal and she laughed loudly and Vesta laughed too. Vesta’s cousin’s face suddenly turned red. Vesta cannot reckon that Ashley farts in front of Sean.

" I said to myself. I was about to close the elevator door when I noticed a bunch of men attempting to catch up to me and urging me to hold the door open for them. I couldn't let them in because I could feel my ass was about to release a tremendous amount of gas. While they were running towards the elevator, I hurriedly pressed the close button. Fortunately, the door shut just in time for me to release my silent but deadly fart. It almost suffocated me inside. It nearly knocks the life out of me. I can feel my soul about to escape from my body from the massive explosion of tear gas in my ass.

With how pretentious Walbridge was still being, Gerald could only look at him contemptuously before ordering, “Very well! I want you to fart!” “…I-I beg your pardon…?” asked Walbridge, clearly taken aback. “I told you to fart! Do it at least a hundred times in front of everyone here!” By this point, everyone was already roaring with laughter. “Y-you… Do you think I can just fart whenever I want to…?” muttered Walbridge, feeling extremely humiliated. “Why not? It’s just a hundred so it shouldn’t be too difficult! Allow me to assist!” replied Gerald as he swiftly poked one of Walbridge’s acupuncture points with a finger.

Her eyes suddenly turned to mischief , she smirked before clearing her throat and lifted her hand. " Miss, Lily just farted!" She spoke up. Everyone looked at me laughing. Feeling embarrassed I tried to form words in my mouth. " No I didn't!" I yelled mortified. "Yes you did! You even still smell of it!" She yelled back making everyone laugh harder. "What! No I don't. " I stuttered embarrassingly. I didnt fart but it was humiliating when everyone pointed it out like it was true, not to mention the stares of mockery I was receiving.

I was quite shocked but what if we became friend– “Fuck!” I flinched when I heard Gavin cussed. I blinked my eyes as I watched him rub his face using his both hands and raise it in his head and pull his neatly done hair. “Fucking hell, woman.” He sighed exaggeratedly as he looked at me as if I was a mentally unstable lady that has been spouting nonsense. “Are you fucking out of your mind? Me? Gay?” He said looking at me like he heard something absurd. I slightly pouted my lips and looked away.

He tried to speak as softly as possible but show his urgency as he pleaded. "O-oka- " The sound of a little burp bounced off the walls in the car. "Oh my gosh! I just burped. Did you hear that? That's so funny! I just farted! But it came out of my mouth!" A fit of giggles erupted from her. Everyone, apart from Lucas, laughed with the precious girl but he was too irritated with the fact she wasn't listening to him. He was irritated that she was there in the first place.

Maya suddenly spoke, her grin disappearing instantly as she looked at Jay with slightly narrowed eyes and then a sly smile grew on her face. "Jay?" She said and he blinked confusedly. "Yes?" "Did you just fart now?" She asked and he stared at her, perplexed at her words. "Wha-" she bursted out laughing loudly rolling on his couch again. "Hey! I didn't fart!" He yelled as she laughed her head off clutching her sides. "Stop laughing, Maya! Hey stop it!" He yelled, blushing bright red as he tried to stop the girl. "Oh my... Oh my... Phew." Maya sat up breathing heavily, Jay watched her as she lifted her head, her cheeks swelled and she bursted into another fit of laughter. Jay felt embarrassed.

However, that relief was short-lived when Bella suddenly sneezed loudly from the back seat, not quite sure how to handle it I froze. My dad shot me a calculated look, suspicion creasing his forehead. "What was that sound jace?" Thinking on my feet, I flashed a smile, attempting to diffuse the tension. "I farted, my stomach has been acting up. I've been having difficulty controlling my bowels lately. Forgive me." To my surprise, my dad accepted the excuse, responding, "That's okay. We all have our moments, don't we?"