Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

Dad glanced up from his phone concerned but distracted. Aunt Clara raised an eyebrow but said nothing, sipping her coffee elegantly. She knew me in and out. I picked at fresh fruit, avocado toast, and eggs, forcing myself to eat while my mind replayed the fart incident on loop. Every bite tasted like shame. 'They saw that. They heard that. Whatever it's not like they don't fart too' I muttered And still, underneath the burning humiliation, that dark pull lingered. The memory of their hands on me, their voices speaking harsh words, not gonna lie that was hot, it made my thighs clench even now.

I questioned, shoving my hands into my back pocket. "Some people go to the gym." He smirked and flexed his muscles. I rolled my eyes and muttered. "Show off." "Just know life has its way of throwing farts at you so you can give up and run out cause you can't take the smell, but all you need is to stand firm with your air freshener and show life's fart who the boss is, spray it and make it comfortable your way," he said, almost like a joke.

Honestly, it was hilarious and I reached for my phone to make a video and take some pictures. I was a few seconds into the video before he snortd and open his eyes suddenly, looking absolutely lost. He squinted at me. Hard. “What…” he yawned and I almost gagged at his morning breath, “what’re you doing?” “Blackmail material,” I joked as I paused the recording. “You drool in your sleep.” “You fart in yours.” Insulted, I gasped and smacked his arm. He looked offended. “It’s true! You farted, like, twice! We didn’t even eat that much.”

He snapped. Nougat made a contemptuous facial expression after hearing the list of responses. He snorted and nodded his head in feigned agreement. "Yup. You're not gay, boy! You're just a f***ing sad guy! Disgusting!" he retorted with sarcasm (gay also means happy).

I'm lucky I'm born 5ft 9 because if I'm petite like my bestfriends, I'd have to tilt my head so high just to talk to guys his height. Damn, he has the perfect height too? Why do you need to check all the damn boxes. "I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?"

he narrated in one breath and then glared at his sons. “What did it say ?” Dad Lucan questioned curiously as he helped Dad Zarek. Suddenly Kai crunched his face and glared at Jax. “Did you just fart ?” Kai asked in disgust. “Nah. My ass was blowing you a morning kiss,” Jax shrugged while stuffing his mouth with two scones at once. “You are so full of shit, Jax. You should have flushing handles instead of ears,” Kai murmured as he tried to inhale Ty’s smell instead while Jax stuck out his tongue childishly.

he narrated in one breath and then glared at his sons. “What did it say ?” Dad Lucan questioned curiously as he helped Dad Zarek. Suddenly Kai crunched his face and glared at Jax. “Did you just fart ?” Kai asked in disgust. “Nah. My ass was blowing you a morning kiss,” Jax shrugged while stuffing his mouth with two scones at once. “You are so full of shit, Jax. You should have flushing handles instead of ears,” Kai murmured as he tried to inhale Ty’s smell instead while Jax stuck out his tongue childishly.

I punched his foot in warning when it came close to my face. He didn't like that because he actually kicked me back. Right in the arm before he stopped swinging his legs. I scowled. Fine, if you wanna play. I punched him in his dick. He groaned, stiffly. "Fucker!" I smirked. Serve you right! "What the hell is wrong with you?" I heard Enzo ask and I bit my fist to stop laughing. "Nothing..." He got out painfully. "I... uh— I farted."

Meanwhile, concealed in their covert refuge, Zena's group were left breathless and aghast, their faces tinged a peculiar shade of blue as they frantically attempted to stifle their gasps and avoid inhaling the foul odor that permeated the air. Upon confirming the departure of Dagon's men and the boat, they hastily emerged from their concealment, gulping in large lungfuls of fresh air in a desperate attempt to rid themselves of the noxious stench that clung to their surroundings. " Phew That was a close one! Right guys?" The person who farted asked. This made everyone pause and gave him a look of question marks. " Hehe.." he nervously laughed, scratching his head, as he noticed that everyone

“Okay. I finished unbuckling your belt ho…” Pooooooooop! Chadwick did explode… but in another embarrassing way. Adira slowly looked up and met the gaze of the man who suddenly farted. Since she’s on the floor, the rank and stinky odor reached into her nose faster than him. The smell is so unpleasant, disgusting and offensive that will make anyone feel so nauseated, even the owner. It is as if the garbage had not been taken out for days. “Wow,” Adira murmured before she covered her nose.