Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

She closed her eyes, leaning on my palm, a soft smile tugging her rosy lips. I blurted out, “I took a fart on the heart.” Fk me. Her eyes opened and a laugh bubbled out of her throat. She pulled away and laughed heartily, clutching her stomach, her hair falling on her face. Way to embarrass yourself, Ethan. She fell on the carpet, her chortle echoing in the room, and I couldn’t help but join her on the floor, snickering beside her. “Fart . . . on the heart? Who says that?” she said, taking a deep breath. “You’re so weird, Ethan.”

“No, no, Garfield, I wasn’t asking about any of those things. Trust me, the last thing I would question you about is the multiplying rituals-” Before he can finish the sentence, I see my chance and you bet your ass - I take it. I cut him off and spoke over him with the widest shit-eating grin across my lips. “You see, the story about stork is true propaganda and lies. The truth is that a boy meets a girl, they fall in love, and they fuck like rabbits on crack.” Just to make it worse, I raise one finger and fake an ‘o’ shape with my fingers on my other hand to give him a demonstration. “So this stick, we call it a dick, goes into this hole and then, you pray your hips won’t give out and you j

Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Scarlet and I didn't manage to have a single bite, but all was well. After the men were happily fed and satisfied, they gradually began to reveal their true colors to Scarlet and me, ferocity showing on their faces as they eyed us with lustful intent. However, before they could pounce on us, one of them suddenly began groaning out loud. A loud fart echoed through the room, followed by a foul-smelling puff of air. The stench was so pungent that we all turned green-faced in disgust. The first man immediately clutched his stomach and quickly rushed into the bathroom like he had a stick up his ass.

"Gross, you should continue eating first Ms. vee before mentioning gross stuff." He said and I just made him suffer. "Nye nye, who cares." I said weakly. _ I finished eating. I'm here in front of the fridge, just looking at what's inside. "Peanut butter? Is this new?" I asked myself and took it. I suddenly grinned at something silly. I've seen it on F******k and YouTube. You can try if it's effective bwahaha! Where is that gay?! They say they'll just take a shower for a while, but it seems like it's going to take a long time!? maybe he's not doing ashushu, why??

I admit. “We can fix that, but it isn’t all that important. I have only a few hard lines. I will not do extreme Cock and Ball Torture such as ball popping or any disfigurement. I will not do anything that could cause internal damage to your anus. I also am not into shitting, so you are safe there. I have known people who are and they can keep that for themselves. It is not for me. I would like to push your boundaries some and I want to know what you would like to try in the near future,” Gariel says.

His tone dripped with mockery. "You little—Argh!" Lucia screeched, loud enough to make everyone wince and cover their ears. The van swerved slightly as Kaley instinctively flinched from the shriek, one hand briefly lifting from the steering wheel in alarm. From the middle row, Ruffa, the birthday gay himself, let out a long, suffering groan. He pinched the bridge of his nose, eyes squeezed shut as if warding off a migraine. "Bringing them along was a mistake," He muttered under his breath, the tone laced with regret and a silent plea for strength.

" The man says and walks off, while I laugh softly. The next thing I know, I've got my cell phone in my hand, calling Allison four times and when she answers, I'm already talking. "I'm in the parking lot of a snack bar, I let out farts so powerful that the stench invaded the inside of the bar and a security guard even came to see if I was okay, you had to see it, I bet you'd never be able to fart that powerful..." I'm proud of my achievement. "Hi, Oliver." She says in a strange voice, sounding sad.

“It’s a big fancy boat. I’ll take you out on it sometime. But back to the story. We were out on this yacht, and Jenni and I had eaten way too many bean burritos. She wanted to play board games, and we got into this big competitive game of Risk. I was about to win, but then my belly started cramping up from all the beans I’d eaten, and I kept trying to hold it inside. But then I sat a little funny to the side, and it just slipped out. It stunk so bad. I was so embarrassed because even back then I had a little bit of a crush on Jenni.” Hayden bursts into giggles. “Did she know it was you?” “I don’t think so. I completely denied it, and since no one would fess up, I was off the hook.” “Did you

He stood up and walked towards her, now standing inches from her head. He just wanted to...check, something. "Don’t move," he said while smirking evilly. She followed his orders. Without a thought, he turned his back on her and squatted down, his butt was five inches above her face. Warm wind blew straight into her face, followed by a long fart sound that came right out of his anus, then another, until the sound of his last fart ended like a squeak. His laugh boomed in the gentle forest, still squatting his butt a few inches above her face.