Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

A funny scenario played in my head about me extending my hand to the father and saying, "Hi, my name is Cameron Parker and I am twenty years old. I'm in my third year in college." Instantly, I imagkmyy my head being replaced with that of a goat and I chuckled, rolling my hand into a fist and putting it over my mouth so I could use it as a means to cover up for laughing. I coughed into the fist and Jade threw stare daggers at me with a wrinkled nose. "You're the only fart smelling here." I muttered and she smacked my chest with her hand. Maya laughed and it made me flash a tight lipped smile at nobody in particular. It just gave me a lot of joy whenever she was happy.

He didn't seem to mind as his other arm wrapped around my waist pulling me closer to him. Ten minutes later, a loud noise startled me, pulling me out from my light slumber. "Fat-ass," I said as I realised that he had farted. "Are you tryna kill me? I think I need a fucking gas mask now?" I let out a loud laugh. "I think I need some fucking ear plugs 'cause that donkey laugh is gonna make me deaf soon," he retorted. I let out shocked gasp. "Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh."

- Mike asks while he eats a fry “I don’t know. I know it’s his baby but I have this weird feeling in my stomach” - I say “That’s a fart brewing” - Gabe says with a laugh and Mike spits some of his coke through his nose while he laughs. “Seriously?” - I ask looking at the two of them while they laugh their asses off - “you are both such dicks” - I moan Mike grabs a napkin and cleans his face and the table. We were there for about an hour when dad walks in.

John’s gaze was cold. “Get out.” Sherry pursed her lips. She could not continue to squat there, so she tugged the door handle to stand up. However, as soon as she did, her abdomen suddenly experienced an uncomfortable sensation. Brrt! A crisp fart sound instantly rang out. John’s fair face turned green for an instant. Sherry laughed sheepishly. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to. Why don’t you go out for a while? I want to let out a few more.”

um, It's different from the ones I know so I brought it to show the guys,' she laughed nervously. Andrew rolled his eyes. Could she more obvious?! She shifted from one foot to the other rather nervously. The aroma from the food she held wafted up. Aiden's gaze went to what she was holding again. She laughed, embarrased. 'Excuse me CIN,' Ethan said from behind Aiden. 'I kind of...farted.' 'Good grief.' Ryan muttered under his breath as he rolled his eyes. Even a blind man knows that's the smell of newly made hamburgers! Ethan chuckled nervously, fanning the space around his butt.

Inside, he grinned sinisterly and thought, ‘Huh, Charlie Wade, let’s see how you’re going to respond to that! Charlie laughed out loud instead. “Haha, Butt Trumpet, I always thought that you loved to fart because your intestines were straight, but I didn’t know that you are so straightforward just like how you fart. Is it the trachea that is used to speak? Your trachea is like your intestines, so straight and smooth!” Everyone laughed out loud at Charlie’s remark. Max’s face twisted into a disdainful grimace. He didn’t expect Charlie to grab his straightforward argument and turn it into sarcasm.

K Whatever pouted, "I mean, you handled a lot of souls—why are you being a scaredy cat now?" "And I’ve smelled rotten spirits before, but not your freaking fart!" Garfield blurted out. K Whatever kicked his butt from anger, "Well sorry for eating too much! You didn’t give me money to buy a proper dinner. I had to hypnotize someone! " "I mean, we are walking in an open space, so how come your smell lingers?" Garfield complained.