Novel & Cerita Gay Face Fart

I knew it that he would enjoy the prank ! But Mom looks even madder now. RIP me …. and Kai. Oh and for those who don’t know, Hydrogen Sulphide gas smells like poop and fart in layman terms but decently, everyone says it smells like rotten eggs which isn’t any better, let me tell you. So, when the gas had been released from the teacher’s side, then obviously, everyone assumed the worse and that is why mom told Kai that I had immensely embarrassed my Chemistry teacher and that too in front of a huge audience. FML.

He just sighs and grabs my waist without touching my stitches and slowly guide me in walking step by step. We roam the whole room for 5minutes until I feel uncomfortable on my stomach area, a tell-tale sign that I am going pass a gas. I want to stop it, but I know I need it to let it go so without further ado I let it out. You know when you decide to fart there is a 50% chance that it will just be quiet, and no one will ever know that you farted unless they can smell it, well folks I am in the other 50% tile. I farted as If I haven't farted for a week. Yup. At this point I should just buy a mask and wear it 24/7 because I have no dignity left. I just farted in a room with my boss in it. I th

"You don't feel it? It smells so bad!" "Hmmp...hmmp..." Nina sniffed the smell that Aiden said and finally she felt it too. "Ah... it really smells, huh? I thought it wouldn't smell like anything!" "What do you mean?" "That I accidentally farted-" Bruuukkk... Aiden spontaneously threw a sofa cushion at Nina's face. "Ouch, it hurts...!" "Damn it! You really have no manners, do you? How could you fart carelessly!" "It can't be helped, I can't stand it anymore. So I just took it out, I thought because there's no sound it won't smell. It smells really bad, huh? Hahaha..."

got up and started pushing me around, since my tummy weren't feeling so well after the third time, I vomited all over him." We all got upset hearing this, since it was normal and we found his behaviour disgusting no matter how old we are or were we would never do that to anyone. " So fast foward years later, I never forgot what he did to me. It was humiliating and embarasing. So by the time I went to college so did he, Lucas went to college with me and since it was a halloween party I dressed up as Harley Quinn. I saw him straight off since he was dressed as Batman in spandex all of it. So I took him a beer and by the time we started dancing and kissing he asked me if I wanted to take it ov

“No, no, Garfield, I wasn’t asking about any of those things. Trust me, the last thing I would question you about is the multiplying rituals-” Before he can finish the sentence, I see my chance and you bet your ass - I take it. I cut him off and spoke over him with the widest shit-eating grin across my lips. “You see, the story about stork is true propaganda and lies. The truth is that a boy meets a girl, they fall in love, and they fuck like rabbits on crack.” Just to make it worse, I raise one finger and fake an ‘o’ shape with my fingers on my other hand to give him a demonstration. “So this stick, we call it a dick, goes into this hole and then, you pray your hips won’t give out and you j