Fall For My Ex's Mafia Dad
“Make her barf so much she needs bathroom snacks to recover.”
I laugh and then turn, shaking my head at her. “You need to stop calling the baby a she, Janeen,” I say, grinning. “We still don’t know, and you’re going to confuse both me and yourself – and potentially the baby, if it ends up being a boy.”
“I remain convinced,” Janeen says, waving her hand at me as she leaves me alone in the bathroom. “She until proven otherwise! Besides,” she shrugs, calling over her shoulder, “gender is a spectrum!”