Get Well Soon Funny Poems

During Christmas break, my boyfriend, Trevor Hayes, asks me to stop by and feed the dog that his childhood friend, Evelyn Summers, keeps at her place. I bring a bag of kibble over. But the second I open the door, a huge pit bull lunges at me and bites into my face and arms. Luckily, a neighbor hears me screaming and pulls me out of its jaws, but the damage is already done. The scars will stay with me forever. I break down, but Trevor blames me instead. "You must've done something wrong when you fed Mojo and set him off. You just got a scar, but Mojo's dead!" The weight of it all crushes me until I climb a rooftop and jump. After dying, I see Trevor holding Evelyn in his arms. "Honey, you're so clever. Starving Mojo for a few days really worked. Now, she's dead. We can finally be together." When I open my eyes again, I'm back on the day Trevor asks me to go feed that dog.

Lily sang gadis remaja yang baru tumbuh dewasa tiba-tiba saja merasakan perasaan tak biasa kepada Edhie, yang selama ini merawatnya dari kecil. Mendapat perhatian yang lebih darinya, membuat Lily menjadi semakin terlena dengan pesona Edhie yang ternyata seorang Bos Mafia. Lantas, bagaimana perjuangan Lily untuk menarik perhatian sang Bos Mafia itu? Apa karena usianya yang terpaut jauh di bawahnya, membuat Edhie enggan melirik Lily sebagai seorang wanita? "Keputusanku sudah bulat, Edhie. Aku akan menjadikanmu suamiku!" —Lily

He's as cold as ice and hard as rock. But, I'll do everything to make him mine again. Alexandria, is a 21-year-old nursing student. Her father js dead while her mother is in jail. She's not in good terms with her mom since her father was gone. Nevertheless, despite of that bitter part of her life she remain strong. Alex has a long time boyfriend who loves her dearly. He's making her feel complete all the time. With that, she's willing to do everything to make him be at his best state always. Trevor on the other hand, is a 26-year- old fresh graduate and a bar exam topnotcher that Law firm companies from different countries were giving him an invitation to work with them and one of it is the famous law firm company in Chicago that is trying to win him, giving him a higher position and better benefits. - Trevor declines the offer without hesitations. He does not want to leave Alexandria alone in the Philippines. He'd rather lose the opportunities than to lose the love of his life. But love isn't perfect... What if destiny plans to make you happy and unbreakable at first but will eventually apart you in the end? What if you need to intentionally hurt the man you ever loved the most for his own sake? Will you still fight for your love when things are already ruined? Trevor lost his memories after an accident. Years after, his memories came back but Alexandria isn't included in it anymore. Alexandria, strongly believes that 'The mind might forget but the heart always remembers.' But then again, What if the heart itself choose to forget? What Alexandria gonna do to make Trevor remember her again? ---

Love is eternal. There is no end. There is no escape from love. Or is there? Clarissa is an author troubled by dreams of a Victorian woman and her family who were murdered in a Mansion on an Island in the middle of Goldwater lake in the picturesque Lake District, England. Writing a book about the family, she is desperate to discover who murdered the young family and does all she can to research the past when the recluse who owns the house refuses to allow her to visit. But her quest for information causes her to be haunted by a violent male ghost who will stop at nothing to stop her and another equally determined to protect her and draw her in to his arms. Can the handsome new owner of the Island, American Billionaire, Brandon Clifford who wants nothing more than to steal her heart, provide her with the answers she seeks to solve the mystery?

“ เลิกกันเถอะ “ ผมบอกเธอด้วยน้ำเสียงเย็นชา ผมที่กำลังยืนหันหลังให้ผู้หญิงที่ขึ้นชื่อว่าแฟนของผมที่คบกันมาตั้งแต่มัธยมต้น ตอนนี้พวกเราก็กำลังจะจบชั้น ม.6 และวันนี้เป็นวันปัจฉิมนิเทศจบการศึกษา " บอกเหตุผลป่านได้ไหมมังกร " ป่านถามผมกลับด้วยเสียงสั่นเครือ ที่ผมหันหลังให้เธอเพราะกลัวจะเห็นน้ำตาของผู้หญิงที่ขึ้นชื่อว่าแฟนของผม ผมกลัวว่าผมจะใจอ่อน " ทำไมผมต้องบอกเหตุผลกับคุณด้วย " ผมเรียกแทนตัวเองกับป่านอย่างเย็นชา " อึก ที่ผ่านมามังกรไม่เคยรักป่านเลยใช่ไหม " ป่านพูดพลางร้องไห้สะอึกสะอื้นไปด้วย " ใช่ " ผมตอบกลับไป เพราะตอนนี้ผมอยากเลิกกับเธอ อยากให้เธอไปจากผม เกลียดผมไปเลยได้ยิ่งดี ผมจะดีใจมาก " ที่ผ่านมาผมไม่เคยรักคุณ ผมเห็นคุณเป็นเพียงของเล่นเหมือนคนอื่นๆ คุณคิดว่าผมจะหยุดที่คุณคนเดียวอย่างนั้นเหรอ " ผมตอกกลับป่านไปด้วยคำพูดที่ทำร้ายจิตใจเธอ

Does Ana honestly believe that she and Brian have been in a love affair forever? She thinks she can rule the world as well as Brian's life! Believing they can stay together until they live is one thing to know if that will happen and another thing entirely! In the heart we cannot rule and much less in the lives of others with time “Ana” will understand that not everything is the way we want it, much less love! However, Brian and Ana were very young, they had a whole life ahead of them to decide if they were really made for each other. Only they would never imagine that the world would go around so many times and accomplish something they never wanted and with that today they don't know how to solve it without hurting anyone! Who never believed that their childhood love would be forever? I believe that just like Ana thought, did you also believe one day?

I've been married to Derek Gunther for many years. Every anniversary, he tells me the airline scheduled him for a flight, then sends an expensive pair of earrings to smooth things over. But on our ninth anniversary, I accidentally overhear him joking with his friends. "Derek, you spend every anniversary with Ivy—and Sienna still hasn't caught on?" "No wonder she can't get pregnant. After all, you give all to Ivy." Derek exhales a stream of smoke and says, "Ivy gave up everything to be with me. I owe her a real home. As for Sienna, I stopped loving her after she miscarried. When the time's right, I'll file for divorce. It's unfair, sure—but I'll make it up to her with money." What Derek doesn't know is that he won't get that chance. It's on our anniversary that I'm diagnosed with late-stage ovarian cancer. Since he stopped loving me long ago, I'm ready to walk away on my own terms. Derek, from now on, we're done.

Shirley Blakes, a very successful teenager, is sick of her life, and then the worst happens, she gets abducted, but little did she know that the abduction would change her life forever. Maxwell is a special agent, who is almost a loner. When he gets a job to rescue the senator's daughter from abductors, he has no idea that rescue mission was going to change his life forever.

I promised to protect you until my very last breath. A love that went to overprotective ways. What might transpire? A hatred that dwelled in the heart. And a werewolf protecting a human... After the death of their parents, Grey became the mother and father to his younger sister, who was a mortal as their mother, name Clea. After the disappearance of their home, they live in the city of humans, where an identity needed to be kept untold. But then Clea fell in love with a human and Grey would never accept and trust humans- and everything started to crumble. Hope you like it. Thank you and God bless.

The past isn't easy to overcome. Emily's new goal is to leave the past behind and focus on building her life. When she gets admitted to her dream college, she has three goals. Focus on her studies. Stay away from drama and get a degree. But her goals and plans are quickly challenged when she meets someone from her past. The past she had worked hard to overcome is threatening to tear apart her new life. Gabriel Ford is living the good life in college. He is popular, every girl wants him, and his football career is taking shape. But when he least expects it, he bumps into his childhood friend. The girl he thought he'd never see again. The girl that abandoned him. Will he ever forgive her? Or better yet, is he ready to know what made her leave? The past isn'tt easy to overcome.