God Bless Us All Nerd Mga Nobela at Kwento

“There is a legends that says, it was built by the Moon Goddess and she had 4000 Paracletes. Paracletes are holy spirits that are like helpers or you can call them her assistants. “ He looks at Sharon to see her reaction. When Sharon sees him looking at him, she understand she needs to say something to him, and the only thing she manage to utter is “Oh” “Oh… oh… do you know how confidential this story is, I share it with you and you just say oh… I can’t believe this.” He says dramatically “Sorry… please stop making me feel awkward, I don’t know what to say about it… I don’t really think I am interested to know about it” she says apologetically “Then ask me what you want to know.” He suggests

I asked God. God shrugged. “This young woman is the only one my ability doesn’t work on. I have no idea why.” “I told you there was one person,” said Biadet. “You said it was him,” I said in rather a whiny voice, pointing at God. “No, you said that.” “But you agreed.” “I don’t think so.” I thought about it. “You nodded.” Biadet nodded. “Nodding means different things in different cultures.” “I’m pretty sure in this culture it means ‘yes’.”

“It’s an inside joke, actually. Do you want to hear it?” “We all do.” One of the Computer Scientists chimed. Olalekan was still on the floor, grunting lightly in pain. “You all know the idea of the Biblical David, who killed the giant and ruled Israel? He named me after that guy. Now the joke here is that he was indirectly playing the Narcissist Card here because he was the one who created me which technically makes him…” “God.” Seven said. “Exactly.” “That’s intriguing,” Q said. “It is,” David said.

"Dear God, I don't know if you have been warned, but your name is in several quotes in this book. We, the crazy humans, write, and all the people you made in your image continue to believe that this garbage is real "he recited in a melancholic and soft tone, looking down, focused on the fingers that played the guitar. "Well, I know that nothing in the holy book is true, and so are you, dear God. So, I must say, I don't believe in you, God.”

" Hey man! Tell us honestly... What naughty things are you thinking about now to blush like this? Kiel asked,he teased the guy mercilessly. Gabriel who was never used to such casual talks swallowed heavily only to be choked by his saliva. " That's enough Kiel, Leave the poor guy alone.'" Ronald interrupted but Gabriel retorted seriously." I am not poor." For the second time in the day,his words left everyone dumbfounded but this time,the silence was broken when Kiel Burst out laughing. He couldn't believe how innocent a thirty year old guy could be. It was hilarious that he didn't seem to understand Human language at all.Kiel wondered which planet the creature before them came from.

His thin body made him look like he was carrying a baseball bat. As if he doesn’t know they’re letting the nerd’s play just to make fun of them. Because if he plays, the piñata will be broken in less than ten seconds. He hissed. The nerd hit his knee instead of the piñata above him. “Gosh, it seems like you didn’t want to hit the piñata when we were kids. You’re still very good at hitting. Oh right your pounding something else now.” He glared at him.

‘T-That’s very r-rude of you, M-Miss Rose. ‘Oh!’ I shot up to a stand—and the couple winced away as though I was about to strike them—which made me feel more ashamed. Waving two open palms at them, I hastily apologised. ‘I didn’t mean to. Oh God!’ ‘You mean ‘Goddess’.’ Kurt frowned. Jesus Christ, another huge fan of the deity. I smiled and apologised again. ‘Yes, oh Goddess.’

My God. ________

"You are...rr..a promising individual..heheheh..maYbE. IF yOu StOp BeInG SuCH A ScArEd liTtLe..shIT, aLl In tImE. That shit Cern got a pretty strong pupil as well but I think if you use my blessings well you will become incredibly strrrrrrongg. bUt! OnLy iF you USe thEm.....ONLY!" Claude was so confused, he decided to ask the question that seemed easiest to answer. "Who the hell is Cern?" "Huh?...hE's like Me, a God...he's a diCK thOuGh.....mm." Claude almost passed out from shock. Or maybe from hearing a giant monster call someone a "dick." "Y-you're a...uhm..a God?" Claude could almost feel the beasts burning gaze reach new blazing temperatures after it heard his idiotic rhetorical questio

The man with a pot belly scowled and felt furious at being exposed. “What are you talking about?” The man lost his temper. “Do you know that I have a great reputation? Everyone calls me the God of Alchemy! Who are you to question me?” he roared in anger, ready to curse Neon. “Damn fatty,” Neon said disdainfully. Neon was a young man and would not show mercy to scammers. Nero scowled darkly, shocked to find them bickering. Although the guy was quite fat and did not look very impressive, he had verified his identity as Declan's apprentice.