Good Roasts That Rhyme Novels & Stories

He then navigated to the camera surveillance app and played the footage from earlier that morning. Uncle Steve was holding his phone as he gave me his orders. "Take this 800 dollars and buy something cheap, Caleb. Dominic's just a country bumpkin. He won't be able to tell the difference between premium and low-grade seafood." Uncle Steve's voice resounded clearly from the recording. A steely expression crossed Dominic's face. He stepped on Uncle Steve's face and hissed, "A country bumpkin, you say?" Uncle Steve squealed in terror. "I was wrong, Mr. Langdon! I was spouting nonsense because I had too much to drink!"

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he declared confidently, a glint of competitiveness in his eyes. Not to be outdone, I carefully seasoned my steak with a bold mixture of garlic, pepper, and a hint of smoky paprika. "Oh, it's on," I replied with a playful smirk, ready to give Max a run for his money. As the steaks hit the grill, the sizzle intensified, filling the air with an enticing aroma. We watched them cook, flipping them with precision and care. The flames licked at the meat, creating tantalizing grill marks.

The pièce de resistance was a grand roast, its skin crispy and golden, the meat tender and succulent, surrounded by an assortment of roasted vegetables. The bread is accompanied by a small dish of creamy, salted butter, and a selection of flavourful olive oils, some infused with herbs and garlic. “Are they too your liking?” I ask her. “Yes, your majesty.” She answers. “Since when did you care too much about the dishes, Ozar?” Camille asks and Asher begins to chuckle. “I have always cared about the dishes.” I state. “No, you haven’t.” Camille argues.

"You're... You're not bleeding." "Sorry to disappoint you, little wolf." Ragnar walks forward, his boots echoing off the stone floor like a countdown till he is right in front of me. Up close, his golden eyes are almost hypnotizing, making it feel so natural to do whatever he wants. He could have fooled me with his white coat and stethoscope, but the image of the hooded man with a scythe isn't so easy to forget. "How are you not bleeding?" I struggle for the words. "Interesting, isn't it?" He leans down, lifting my chin. "Just like how you're still alive."

Last stop, the dining room, ripped from a gothic fever dream. People wear powdered wigs and discuss bloodlines over roasted swans in a place like this. It's massive, like everything else in this mansion, but there's only one table in the center. Long, black, polished enough that I can see my own distorted reflection on the surface. Dinner's already laid out. Roast beef, pink in the center. Piles of honeyed carrots, potatoes so crisp they steam at the edges. A boat of gravy, actual gravy, thick and dark and shimmering. I haven't smelled anything this good in years. Maybe ever.

Eating had never been nice until she found herself in Dead Groove and they all ate together, no ranking at the table. She sat down and served Lupus, them herself, then the two rascals. "Bon appetite", she smiled. "This is really good", Dalcon moaned, the food melting in his mouth. "Curry rice and vegetable sauce is really my favorite food", Xenus commented. Lupus just continued to eat. "Alpha, won't you say anything, hot stuff cooked for us for the first time", Dalcon said stuffing his face with his food. Lupus returned a glare. Laureffaine simply payed attention to her food. The hot chilli from the sauce made her lick her lips.

I looked away, drying my damp hair with my fingers when I caught a whiff of something, smoky, spicy, and unexpectedly mouthwatering. I sniffed again. “You smell that?” Kate lifted her nose and smiled. “Oh yeah. That’s Kira.” We both picked up the pace, the aroma growing stronger with every step, seasoned meat roasting over fire, herbs simmering in fat. My stomach rumbled. As soon as we stepped into the clearing, Kira’s voice rang out. “Well, well, if it isn’t the lovebirds returning from their little river romance.” I groaned. “Kira.”

Instead, we walked into a celebration. It didn’t register at first. The drums were too loud. The firelight is too warm. For a moment I thought it was a delusion, some trick of smoke and exhaustion. But then the cheers rang out, and the aroma of roasting meat crammed the air. Not burning, Not death, But feasting. Adolph reined in beside me. "Is this some twisted funeral?" "Doesn’t smell like mourning," Basten said. He sniffed, then nodded ahead. "That’s spit-roast. Something big."

Propose? The food aroma was tempting. My mouth watered at the sight of the dishes. “I don't get it, though. Why do they give a ridiculous name to a steak? Like it's roasted meat.” Nathan laughed as I complained. “Well, fancy restaurant. Fancy names. That's their sales point. But you're right. It's ridiculous.” Nathan smiled and picked the cutleries, reading to dig into his food, when clinking footsteps walked towards us. I looked up from my food, my side eye-catching the view of long legs wearing a black heel.