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His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

“Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?” I narrowed my eyes. “A... depressed berry?” “No.” He grinned. “A blueberry.” It was so dumb. So painfully, ridiculously stupid. And yet I laughed. I could feel it bubble out of me, like I hadn’t laughed like that in weeks. “Jesus Christ,” I said, wiping under my eyes, still chuckling. “That was horrible.” “You asked for a dumb joke.” “And you delivered. Goddamn, Andrew. You’re like a walking dad joke machine.”

-["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!" Maddox giggles, erupting into his own laughter. I can’t hold back my chuckles, even if the joke didn't quite follow the traditional structure. "That's a great one, buddy! You're a natural comedian." -["I am, papa!"]- He exclaims proudly. -["One more?"]- This is exactly what I need after the stressful moments I just had before this. "Absolutely! I'm all ears," I reply, delighted by Maddox’s enthusiasm.

I kiss his back instead. "Nah, I think you grew shorter last night" I gasp, pretending to be offended. "I'm tall, I'm not just tall enough to kiss a giant like you on the forehead" "Giant?" he chuckles and turns around facing me. "What other new mame are you going to give me" "Well I have many others, like bricky, as in you're tough like a brick" I laugh alone at my joke "Or boo boo bear, I think I watched that in a cartoon"

At some point, I had to let them go so he could hear them, yes; the tension of laughter has been building in me ever since I asked him if, he was going to throw me to the sharks. "Hahaha! Why are you laughing? You must be dreaming, you funny fellow! There are no sharks in that tiny spring. Hey, come on, stop dreaming of the impossible!" His sense of humour caused more laughter among us. "Okay then, fine! I agree with you on that, there are no sharks, I accepted. Now, what about alligators? Are there no alligators in that spring? Are you going to deny that also?" "No, I won't deny that which is why I'm going to feed you to them. I think you will make a good meal for them, what do you think ab

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

She wrapped her arms around my neck while mom hugged Ryan. “Tut tut! No naughty time until she’s got four legs,” Godfrey said, wagging his finger. *Fucking buzzkill,* Ryan said, over mind-link. *If he only knew,* I said back, kissing her again. *What he doesn’t know won’t kill him,* Ryan said, laughing. *Was that the wolf equivalent of a dad joke? Cause it was really fucking bad,* I said, shaking my head.

Goon 3 "Ha, look at you thinking about having a girlfriend when you can't even satisfy those whores last night" Goon 1 "What did you say, well at least I don't have a micropenis like someone" Goon 2 "Guys you should stop or someone will hear you" Gengar who has been listening to these goons rubish gets bored and floats away Gengar [ I heard that they have captured some pokemons I should look into this]

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.