Goofy Jokes Novels & Stories

I clearly didn’t understand it so there was no need for me to panic or whatsoever. I finally shrunk my shoulders and spread my arms in the open air “What’s funny, why are you laughing so hard?” I asked as I looked from my mate to Joan to the elder mother. “ what I need answers please. Why is everyone giggling? I didn’t say anything funny.Cassian what did you say to them? I want to fill in the joke. What’s the joke about talking to me?

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

I looked at him widening my eyes and asked him," Why did you push me?" I saw him laughing like I have said any kind of joke. Why is he laughing? Is it funny? He said controlling his laugh," You are really dumb. You didn't get my joke yet." " Joke? What do you mean? I asked him with a gloomy expression on my face. Then, he sat down on the couch crossing his legs. He said laughing," I was very angry about some office matter. So, I wanted to laugh and that's why I joked with you. Trust me, I didn't know that I can make such a great joke and you are that dumb."

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

I laugh again and shake my head. “ What is so funny?” Goof asked. “ What’s funny is I didn’t notice you doing it. You must of done brick by brick so I wouldn’t notice.” I told him. Goof shrugs his shoulders and runs his nails over his shirt like he is buffing then. “ For you babe. I am that good.” he said making us both laugh. “ That you are.” I say after I catch my breath. “ Before I go forward I have to ask a question.” I said. Goof waves for me to go ahead. “ That offer to give us a try. To see if we could work like a relationship. Is that offer still open?” I asked. I was hopeful that he would say yes. My stomach was in knots waiting on the answer. And it wasn’t the baby this time.

He's just kidding? Is he fooling me!? That's funny right?! That's a badass gay! I stood up and slapped him on the cheek. "What? What was that for??" He asked in shock while holding my slapped cheek. "If you make a j-joke, make sure it's funny okay." I smiled at him.

Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.