Goofy Jokes Novels & Stories

They sounded kiddish but it didn't mean that it was less offensive. I was about to retort but Shivaay beat me to it. "To steal the fries from your tray even when I have my own." He gestured toward his tray with a smirk before literally taking a fistful of fries from Keith's tray while he looked ready to burst out. "Jackal," he said to rile him up further. "The joke's on you, ha! Besides, what are you guys? 16 or something? Acting like "get a life" high schoolers? Don't worry though, I am here for food only. Strictly."

I bore with it for a few days. But it was dragging for more than a week. Now with everyone looking so depressed, it was slowly getting to me and I couldn't have that. So, me being me, I tried, I mean really tried to lighten up the mood. I tried making jokes just about anything, which didn't work. So, I tried making smart jokes, stupid jokes, sophisticated jokes, adult jokes, kids joke and what not. I wasn't even replied with a smile. Not even a tight smile. Nope.

An old man with a long beard said and handed me an apple too. “They’re a coward as ever!!” The other men replied and they laughed crazily while drinking their cup of beer. They keep laughing and some of them tell some jokes too so their laughter doesn’t end. I couldn’t help myself but laugh alongside them while hearing the joke they said. “What do you think the baby cow said when he got lost?” Jean asked. One of the men. “What?” We answered in unison. “Maa!!” He said like a cow and even acted like one too made everyone start laughing crazily. I almost fell on my seat laughing but thankfully I balanced myself properly.

I'll only ever be a disappointment to him. I still make my jokes though. Thats the time where I can be myself, and make people happy. I want to make people happy. I've never liked it when they're upset. Everytime Theo got upset, I'd tell him a funny story and that usually worked. I wonder if Mommy would have liked my jokes?

Syrel and Jane, Lester, and Vincent took one BFF fries, while Caye and Marielle shares for another BFF fries. "You want?" Gio asked me while eating Fries. “Probably! I ordered ---” I could not continue what I was about to say when Gio suddenly threw five fries in my mouth while speaking and he laughed. Those with us also laughed. I made a mad face and sit down in one chair. When he realized I was a little annoyed, he suddenly became serious. "I'm sorry this is just only a joke" and he used his number one asset which is the dimples. I just kept laughing.

I grumbled, trying to keep myself from smiling but the muscles on my cheeks hurt as I tried to keep them still. Alina shook her head, a small smile playing on her full lips, and I nearly through a first-up into the air at the achievement. Getting her to smile wasn't an easy feat for me, "You're strange but at least you have good taste in cartoons. I loved Pluto growing up, and Goofy. Oh, and don't get me started on Bugs Bunny and Daffy." I grinned, "Wassup Doc," I mimicked with a wink. It was cute the way she scrunched her nose at that, "Let's leave it to the professional's buddy."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."

He replied, returning a smile. “Can I tell you a joke?” “Sure.” “What do you call a cow with one leg missing?” “I don't know, what do you call it?” He asked with a confused look. “Lean beef.” I burst out laughing, not able to contain my laughter. Aspen giggled. “That is the lamest joke I have ever heard in my entire life.” “But you laughed. Didn't you?” I asked with my fingers pointed towards him. “I did. I will give you that.”

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

I raised a brow, “Try me.” He grinned like a child who had been given permission to cause chaos, “Okay. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?” I gave him a flat look, “Seriously?” “He made a mint.” I groaned, and it was genuine this time, “Nathan, I swear…” He shrugged, clearly pleased with himself, “There’s more where that came from. Want another?” I rolled my eyes but nodded, “Fine. I could use a few more bad jokes.”