Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

His features twisted out of confusion. “How? I mean what's better than having someone relieve your stress.” “If someone can make me happy, it can have an opposite effect too. it's like giving someone an authority to ruin you.” maybe it was very extreme idea. But, being cautious never disgusts you, right? “C’mon, it's not that bad.” He smiled goofily. “Why are you laughing? Don't you have the same concerns about Sara. Your girl.” His features chenged and became a bit rigid. I knew, I caught him off guard. Quinn was too crazy to figure out things like that.

“Just being cautious, keeping out the riffraff, you know. But now that you’re here, maybe I should shoot you just for the hell of it.” Go ahead and wound me, pal. You wouldn’t be the first one tonight… “Pass.” He sighed. “Sorry. I’m all out of jokes.” “Yeah. You look like someone shit all over your life. I was just trying to lighten your mood.” “I appreciate that, but don’t.” It grated on his fucking nerves.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

Fucking female. "Whose go is it?" it was lunchtime, and I had pissed myself the fuck off with my own thoughts. I threw my gloves to the side and emptied a bottle of water with one swallow. "It's hot as a bitch in this fuck. The fuck are you fools looking at?" "What's up with you, Cap? Somebody piss in your Wheaties or some shit?" Zak and his tongue-twisting ass, when he does talk, he gives my ass a headache. "The fuck are you talking about?"

"Why are you so grumpy? I was genuinely scared. I had a bad experience with a dog when I was a kid. I was playing badminton with my father, and two dogs got loose and chased me until I had to climb a tree. It’s embarrassing and frustrating to remember." Adeline babbled on, but Axel didn't smile or respond. "Hhhh... you’re really good at making me feel embarrassed." Adeline sighed and began eating her porridge. "You should learn to smile, Axel. They say it’s good for your health." "Smiling for no reason is called insanity."

“Why were you laughing?” “BECAUSE HE MADE A BAD PUN ABOUT EXCEL.” “What pun?” “It doesn’t matter!” “Tell me.” “OH MY GOD—” He steps closer. Jealous. Possessive. Annoyingly gorgeous. And then he says it: “I don’t want other men making you laugh.” My breath stops. Instantly. Because he says it so quietly. So seriously. So unfiltered. “I—um—well—laughing is good for my mental health?”

I quipped, trying to lighten the grave atmosphere. My jibe landed like a balloon in a room full of porcupines. The rigid faces, the pin-drop silence, each one a stark reminder of the severity of this meeting. The laughter that bubbled in my chest faltered, the aftertaste of the joke bitter in my mouth. My smile faded, replaced by a quick, apologetic grimace. "Go on, please," I urged, my voice barely louder than a whisper. Noting the hard lines of Mr. Abrams' face, I silently made a mental note to avoid any more tasteless jokes.

Anita commented and walked past them. "What did you say?" A clean young man asked and got to his feet. "You heard me." Anita turned towards him, checking him out. He didn't seem to fit into the picture. " Are you daft?" "No!" He answered calmly and walked up to her. "Marcus" "What?" She said in disbelief. "I guess you're the one who's daft" he smirked. The gang members laughed once more. But this time, it was dramatic. "Did you see her face? Hahahah!" The Goofy Goober spat between his laugh.