Divine Academy
My god, is he sassy.
“Giiiirllll,” Grace said, dragging out her words, “You look like sex of wheels. Ain’t no man going to reject you tonight. If I weren’t 100% peen, I would dive into your muffin right now.”
My face went crimson; sometimes, Grace could be a little much. “Ugh, thanks, guys,” I responded, unsure if going out with them tonight was a good idea. I loved my little friend group, but I felt like my entire outlook on life would change after tonight.