Grandpa Sex Novels & Stories

“Christy is my girlfriend now. Even if I told her to go back to you, why would she listen? You should be with the girl you’re seeing.” Panic flared across Franklin’s face. “Grandpa, none of those girls compare to Christy. She’s the only one who makes my heart race. I can’t let her go. I love her—I want her to be mine.” Winchester held his gaze and said evenly, “She’s my girlfriend now. I can’t grant your request.” Franklin’s expression darkened. “Grandpa, you’re too old. You should find someone your age—or at least closer. Dating a woman in her twenties when you’re nearly sixty? That’s not right. Please rethink this.”

"Can I tell you something I observed about Mr. Chen's grandmother?" "Please." "She once told me that marriage isn't about never fighting. It's about fighting fair and always coming back to each other. She and her husband fought constantly. But they always came back." "Daniel's grandfather left her." "No. He died. But before that, they fought about everything—business, family, how to raise Daniel. But they always came back to love. To choosing each other despite disagreements." "That sounds exhausting." "It is. But it's also worth it."

"Oh, nothing really, just my new strains." "Is that what happened to him? He been trying out your stash again?" "Boy, lower your voice. Don't you see these kids are working?" "Where's your wife, old man?" "Hell if I…hey what time is it?" Grandpa looked at his watch and jumped up. "Margaritas on the beach. You done with me, Catalina baby, your old grandpa has a date with your nana." "Have fun, grandpa." "Here, daddy, try a brownie."

Cordelia – “Oh nonsense dear! I realize you two were making out and, believe me, I am sure you know how to conceive children. I made out with my husband as well, and I was just thinking about having sex with him in Redwood Alpha's office.” Alexander choked; his grandmother has always been overly informative about her sexual life. “Grandmother, seriously, no child wants to know what their parents or grandparents do sexually, it is just wrong!” I see my grandmother shake her head and laugh at my discomfort, sometimes I think she likes this to purposely embarrass me.

His grandmother had told him that sex was overrated, she had been a widow for years, and when had he ever seen her taking men home or coming home at dawn after a night of sex? All of this had weighed on her, along with her shyness in the guise of being the bad guy, it had taken her longer to start her sex life, at least longer than most guys she knew, and when it happened, it was much better than she had imagined, and her grandmother was dead wrong about sex being overrated, but he wasn't going to tell her that, obviously. Amidst his late father's workbooks, when he reached the age of thirteen, erotic magazines were also kept and it was there that he relieved himself several times a day with

The light is already on, probably left on by someone else that's already come down to get something earlier. I make my way down the carpeted stairs and when I hit the landing, I see something that stops me in my tracks... at the far end of the basement, Grandpa is standing there with his hands wrapped in my Mom's hair as she's on her knees sucking him off. HOLY CRAP! It's not like I'm offended or anything, I just had no idea that Mom's 'family loving' stretched back a generation... Wow... Impressive... Way to go Grandpa!

Grandpa replies, grabbing a lock of my grandma’s hair before pulling her into a kiss. Goddess. I thought it would be fucking gross being around my parents who were celebrating their honeymoon, but now I’m stuck with old people that smell like sex all fucking day. I’m happy for them, but, Goddess, they’re old and way too touchy-feely all the time. "I get it; you need the fucking bathroom. But please wait before I am gone before having old people's sex; for fuck’s sake, I’m already in a fragile state." I joked.

“And if she won’t? You’re a young man, Percival. How about the temptations? When was the last time you get laid? Or jerked off yourself?” My face heated with embarrassment. Why grandpa had to remind me of my boring sex life? Jeez. “Jesus, Grandpa. Can we not talk about my sex life, please?” I rolled my eyes. This is not the topic I wanted to talk about with him, but he had a point. “Up to you, Percival, but if it helps you improve your social skills, then go ahead. Just treat her right, and behave, okay?” “I’m not that a grade-A jackass, Grandpa, especially not to a woman. And please, don’t remind me of my ex-boss because I’m not going to apologize for what I did.”

the sweet but shaky old lady voice asked her, never losing the tightness of her wide grin. She fumbled for her glasses and wore them. When she looked up, 2 men approached her. 1 hot and dashing and another who is probably about 10 years younger than her, but the fact is, Grandpa Kai is already 248, triple her lifetime. “Oh, I see you finally found someone!!! Oh dear, he is so yummy” Grandma cupped his cheeks within her palms, making Zaden pout and with his wide eye, he looks like a goldfish.

He said with all the love, “Like your parents-in-law, you are not a fuc*ker! Right?” Hihi. Yup! That’s my grandpa. My father’s father. Mr. Steward Graner.” *** Ashley’s pov The color must have drained off my face. I was avoiding eye contact with granny. “I have never seen anyone making out in a hospital room. Or bathroom. That was giving me so many wild ideas. In my time, we just used to do the deed in our bedroom. This generation has taken it to the next level.” She was talking to me in a serious tone.