Great Clips Coupon Novels & Stories

“Your mom and her friends went grocery shopping yesterday, and they happened to come across a newly opened jewelry store. There was some sort of major opening sale going on, and everyone got the chance to walk in and get some discount coupons. “For example, if you draw a 40% discount coupon, you can choose anything you like from the store's jewelry, and you can purchase it with a 40% discount. “And since they’re women, and there’s jewelry and discounts, how could they resist? So, your mom and her friends walked inside the store and drew some coupons. Her other friends only got 20% and 10% off, so it wasn’t really worth it. “But your mom drew a 90% off coupon! You can get a hundred-dollar ite

No roses in the windows, just posters for lotto draws and energy drinks. I ducked inside, the bell jangling. If Portia was abandoning me for her young stud, I’d need supplies for the long, lonely drive back. I grabbed a basket and stalked the aisles, grabbing things at random. A multipack of crisps. Bottled water. Chocolate bars. Tissues. I wasn’t really looking, just filling the void with consumer goods. A lot of the items had bright yellow stickers: ‘COUPLE’S DISCOUNT – BUY ONE GET ONE HALF PRICE’.

“Hey, hey, no shame there, darling. I would be thinking about him, too, if he was my ex husband. The man is smoking hot.” “I don't…I don't think he is…I mean how is that important?” I stuttered and Rebecca laughed. “It's alright, Diamond. Lucky for you, I've got the perfect distraction for you.” She said, revealing her thirty two in a bright smile. “What made you so excited?” I asked inquisitively and she dipped her hands into her pocket and materialized something that resembled a ticket. “What's that?” I asked. “It's a coupon to the city mall. I have a 30% discount on every purchase I make today.”

And when I almost lost hope because I was at the very end of the articles, when something suddenly popped up. "BLACK MARKET. COM SPLITY DRUG SALE 10% Off." My forehead furrowed at what I read and immediately pressed enter to see what it really was. And I can hardly believe what I read. N-no... C-Clein!

He couldn't help but ask. The cashier, confused as to what he meant shrugged, ‘Well if you intend of purchasing more—' ‘There'll be no need for that', Kathleen cut in pointing at the pack of dumplings, ‘This also said has a buy two get one free coupon and we have ten so.....'. ‘Your balance is now $45.60'. The cashier muttered. She nodded and then brought out some coupons from her pocket, Grayson remained silent and watched in awe as the cashier swiped the coupons against the cash register, ‘Your balance is now $15.45 ma'am'.

"Then what are you doing?" "You'll see." After a few minutes of scribbling, he finally turned around. He was grinning, which meant he had something up his sleeve. "This is a coupon." He stated, handing me the paper. "It will allow me to claim last night's unused reward on a future occasion. See here, it doesn't have an expiration date." I inspected the flimsy document. In big letters it said "ONE NIGHT OF UNLIMITED ORGASMS, AS MANY AS THE BODY WILL ALLOW".

Then he took out the second card, which read, [Make Up Coupon. "When I learned you were p

“I’m going to buy it and it’s going to look like you!” Markus's reply had annoyed me so much that instead of replying back instantly, I had decided to scan more pages of the magazine Daniel had given me. After a dozen more coupons on milk powder and diapers, I encountered a cute coupon that will actually be useful for me. It wasn’t even that good of a sale but might as well get it.

My entire throat burned by the time I started sifting through my pile of coupons, and all the other miscellaneous junk everyone always sends me. Gym membership? Hilarious. Buy one whole chicken, get another free. What the fuck? How many people does Fry's think I have living here? Oh! This I could use. I pulled a Ulta coupon from the middle, causing a thick envelope to slip onto the floor. Shit. I heaved, kicking one of my pale freckled legs in the air to grab it. I wonder if it's Max's child suppo-