Great Joke Stories Novels & Stories

He grins. I felt my chest moving up and down and I was obviously holding myself to laugh. "Oh God I hate you.." I covered my eyes with my hands while bursting myself in laughter as I kept glaring at him. Gage threw his fist up in the air and laughed. "I won! I made you smile. Not only smile, but laugh too." I pulled my head up to him and smiled, "Oh you're soooo happy of what you accomplished." "I am. Yes I am. It was by far the greatest and sweetest knock knock joke that I've ever made up." He winks.

"And who knows, maybe I'll even remember it and tell it to someone else someday." Ida grinned. "Oh no, please don't subject anyone else to that joke. I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing anyone else's eyes to roll," she joked. Avery laughed. "Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. But, if you want to hear a real joke, I've got one for you." "Okay, hit me with it," Ida said, leaning in. "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" Avery asked. "I don't know, why?" Ida replied.

She said, "Okay, my bad for thinking green." "What's long and hard and full of semen?" Evan said before beaming. "Evan?" Shantelle warned. "I swear, I am not being green," Evan objected. "Okay, what is it?" Shantelle finally asked. "What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine," Evan said, leaving Shantelle laughing so hard again. "Please don't tell me these jokes are in Lucas' book?" Shantelle asked. "No. No. I purposely searched them online to make you smile, Wifey," Evan said before adding, "What's so easy to get into but so hard to get out?"

‘Maybe you should get some new material to joke about like, oh, I don’t know – something like, what did the ranch say when somebody opened the fridge door? ‘Are you okay?’ I asked her. ‘No, really, are you all right? I’m worried about you. You only had one brain cell to begin with, and it sounds like you’ve lost even that.’ She ignored me and finished her joke. ‘Hey, close it,’ she said limply. ‘I’m dressing.’ ‘Yeah, something like that will really cheer Stephen up,’ I scoffed. Then I bit down on my wheat cake, swallowed, and turned to Stephen. “Tiger just told me the worst joke of all time. Want to hear it?”

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

"I think all places have horror stories for kids, guys." Naoki chuckled. "Why don't we exchange them to pass the time?" "Sure," Jai smirked. He ransacked his brain to remember every single fairy tales he got from his previous life. The Grimms, the Andersens, and else he got from his Japanese friend. A big smile came to his face as he had decided on what to share. "I got some masterpieces to tell." "We can only squeeze in one story for each of us, Jai. Don't take my turn," Darrion protested, crossing his hands on his chest and lifting himself off the ground. The blonde floatee about a feet off the ground and stayed like that.

And they all laughed. Hahaha, very funny, so funny I can't stop laughing :-| . Wow, I've never heard a better joke in my entire life. *insert eye roll*. Lowkey hospital jokes were really lame. And doctors don't fucking know how to joke, most of them have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. "Your child is fine. Ha, you wish, April fool's, your child only has two days to live." What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor?

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

“Now. The laugh. I heard you yesterday, when you thought no one was listening. It’s too high.” He stopped in front of me, tapping his own chest. “Elion’s was deeper. From here.” The gesture was intimate. Unexpected. I flinched. His jaw tightened instantly. “Try again,” he said. “I’ll tell you a joke. It’s a terrible one. Elion hated it.” He told it anyway... something painfully unfunny involving a squirrel and a priest. I forced out a weak chuckle, the sound thin and hollow. “No.” The word cracked like a whip.

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."