Gumball Stupidity Novels & Stories

Demonte’s POV: What the fuck? It was an insane vegetable love story. I was supposed to show her some romantic movie but what the hell was this. All of a sudden a lady finger emerged along with some cucumbers and sung and dance hilariously in front of us. I had never seen something so much stupid and something so much rubbish in my whole life. Was it for real? How can they make such and stupid story where cauliflower falls in love with stupid cabbage and the villains of it are some weird looking pumpkins and the eggplant are their stupid wedding invitees.

The curved section of the wall was nowhere near deep enough to offer her enough room to hide. Heh. He could not help but chuckle at such a humorous scene. The bodyguard was about to say something when he suddenly heard Odell’s chuckle. He asked with intrigue, “Master Carter, what are you laughing at?" “Nothing, I just thought of a joke." This only confused the bodyguard further. Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.”

I don't know why but my embarrassmen was so strong I felt my eyes sting as tears built up in them. I felt my lip tremble as the tears ran down my face. I'm so stupid! What was I thinking? How can I be so stupid! I should have never gotten out of bed. I should have stayed here, I had no place or no business looking in there. Goddess I'm so stupid I thought as my chest heaved. Even my angel was embarrassed. I could feel how embarrassed he was. I felt him come forward with me, both of us looking at them. And both of us extremely embarrassed the moment we made that stupid sound.

“Of all nights….you pick this one.” I dip my hands into my office bag and pull out a coin. I don’t think or hesitate when I throw it and then catch it. I take two steady breaths and flip the coin. I stare at the result. Silence. I pushed my fingers into my hair, pulling slightly, ground myself. “Stupid,” I whispered, voice cracking. “Stupid, stupid. How did I not see it?” I began to laugh uncontrollably. How could I have forgotten so fast? How I struggled to climb the ladder to where I was.

In the end, she misplaced a decimal point, turning a multi-million-dollar deal into a one-dollar giveaway. I had rushed all the way to the high-speed rail station, begging and negotiating, even drinking with the client the entire night. Only then did I manage to recover the company's losses. Jenny pouted aggrievedly, saying, "Zoe, do you think I'm stupid? You wouldn't even let me do a thing. I don't know much, sure, but I've been working hard for the company. It's like you're biased against me." Since the day she joined, it was either she 'accidentally' destroying important documents or her trying to deliver water to coworkers, only to accidentally' splash it onto the power switch and black

She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.

"Its not funny" "I know but lagos sha. Simething like this has happened to me too, I entered into a cab that took me to the next gate. I felt so stupid when I found out that the place I was heading to, was just the other gate and the wicked cab guy, drove me round the estate" Phil chuckled "Yours is worse" they both laughed. "But Guy, Laura has decided to ruin you and I don't think there is anything you can do about that. Forget thus stupid love"

"What am I actually thinking? It seems like all the problems just grow into one and I don't know what to do. Thousands of times I have tried to be the best human being, but thousands of times I have also had to swallow all the refreshing tastes like this and it seems that this is not one of the reasons I am a person who is really, really, really stupid."

How a being that has lived for more than hundreds of years can still be so stupid is beyond me. Judging by the scowl on his face, he didn't get it. The poor guy jumps up, kicks the chair and grabs onto his hair. "Of all the possibilities, he had to break every law and choose a stupid one," he hisses, pacing around like a lost puppy. "Hey, who are you calling stupid, you old fart?" I shout at him. Stupid? Ha, I guess he can read my mind because he's the stupid one. Honestly, at this point, I'd rather die an agonising death than continue talking to Mr Peanut Brain.

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.