Gumball Stupidity Novels & Stories

I'm not jealous, just stupid people who want to be slaves to love. I'm not like the idiot Shakespeare who glorifies love. Love is only for fools, and I'm not in that category. I stroked this stupid girl's hair, long blonde hair, blue eyes like the ocean even though it looks just silly when you try to look into her eyes. "I wonder, how much is your IQ? How much is Pentium? Too stupid!" "Stop talking! I want to sleep." I smiled and hugged this stupid girl harder. And kissed her cheek stupidly and packed, a strange combination I had just seen in this silly girl. So ridiculous, I can't even remember her name.

And I'm most certainly not the type of scumbag who haves relationships out of pity. For now... I'll let her savor it. I'm too focused on my emotions to give a damn! I've been hiding my excitement for ages now! Hahaha! Hitoshi! I've cried all the tears I have for you! But now... begins your downfall! I can't wait to see that anguished expression of a man who's witnessing everything taken away from him! Yet powerless to stop it! Hahaha! This... exhilarating! Let the night shift... begin! "Human intelligence is nothing but a scumbag's survival instincts." -Author's shower thoughts.

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.

𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙍𝘼 What is stupidity? Stupidity is deciding to confront your father’s nemesis instead of being at the only job that keeps the lights on. Stupidity is marching into Moretti Towers with nothing but anger and a handful of courage from how triggered you are from a single post. That’s where I am right now, stupid, reckless, and I've thrown the consequences of what im about to do, out the window

] I looked at my balance and felt much better. [I'm good. I’m making a bed for Champion. Eat it yourself.] After I sent that, I muted my phone and threw it aside. I pulled out the problem set that I had hidden under my pillow. Jace thought I was a useless girl who only scored 20 points. But on that exam, I had only done the multiple-choice questions. I had even avoided the correct answers on purpose. That day, Winnie had come crying to me and told me that if she did not get first place in the grade, her gambling father would beat her to death.

" If you’re late again, I’ll skin you with my knife!" One of the gangsters lifted Livia off the ground, taking her out of the clinic, needed to get out of there as soon as possible before the police showed up. Suddenly, everything around Enrico spinning like a carousel. He did not know whether it was the effect of the medication Livia gave him a few hours earlier, or whether it was the symptoms of the concussion. Enrico had such a turbulent night that he barely had time to rest and recover from his injuries. The mobster’s eyes darkened, he held the back of the bed, trying to stand. His legs trembled. He tried to resist, but fainted.

He looked at the smiling Manfred and asked, "Did I really break the chess game?" "Samuel can't even break the chess game?" Manfred smiled gently. "Maybe." "Ha?" Saber Twelve was stunned, and then he was even happier. "Haha! You're awesome. I can even break the chess game that Samuel can't solve. Damn it; let's see who dares to say that I'm stupid in the future." Then, as if he was afraid that others would not know, he ran crazily to the man and shouted, and then ran to others and shouted, which directly made Manfred collapse on the spot. "Okay, okay, you are the smartest, okay?"

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

“D*mn! I’m really stupid!” Meanwhile, the youngsters were thoroughly shocked. After looking at each other, they all took in a deep breath and started discussing amongst themselves— “That thing is actually worth ten million.” “So, that pretty lady isn’t stupid, but we are…” “That’s unbelievable. Why is that lady so amazing?” Now, they all felt deeply embarrassed at themselves. The stall owner felt even worse. Wasn’t he the greater fool? Now, he regretted selling it! Seeing that Xyla hadn’t walked too far away, he instantly ran after her!

The one sitting next to Carlos dug her claws into his hand as if trying to hide the trembling of her fingers but I noticed. I leaned back casually in my chair, tapping my fingers against the barrel, watching the game fall apart. Cards were scattered across the table, money piled up everywhere but no one cared about that anymore. Not when things were about to get real. “You did something stupid,” I said, throwing the deck of cards onto the table. Their sharp clatter scattered across the money that lay in heaps, money no one cared about now. “No scratch that. You've done a lot of stupid things in your miserable life but recently, you did something stupid again. Remember?”