THE GUY NEXT DOOR
"I'd say, 'I know you are, but what am I?' but that probably wouldn't make much sense. It would be exactly like Edwarde or anything.
to an s................... I am rubber and you are glue. My lips purse into a grin.
Gummy bear? he inquires.
Before I understand he's really asking if I want some sweets, I wait for the punch line.
Steve takes a few and swallows them.
Gum bear? Discuss about changing the topic. I'm speechless right now. First of all, I've never seen a guy who keeps gummy bears in his pocket. Secondly, weren't we just engaging in some weird, juvenile kind of witty banter? Then, however, a brief memory bursts into my consciousness. that sweet