The Reaper's Harem: My Monster Mates
"It's a classic family dispute. A god got mad, chopped off his dad's dick with a sickle, and chucked it into the ocean. The, uh, amputated parts frothed up in the seawater, and boom—the Goddess of Beauty washed ashore on a giant clam shell, looking flawless."
Pfft.
In front of me, Liviel slams her forehead into her desk, her shoulders shaking violently as she tries to muffle a shriek.
A split second later, the entire room breaks.
"Are you a stand-up comedian?!" a guy in the back wheezes, practically sliding out of his chair in tears.
I blink innocently.
What? It's the historically accurate version.
At the front of the room, Professor Aurelius doesn't yell. He doesn't even look angry. He simp
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