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I'm serious" "Your friend! Oh my goodness, your friend went bankrupt and has hit the lowest point of her life and you sit here, you and your incredibly shallow, egoistical, STUPID FRIENDS....'' ''HEY!" Faruk yelled at me. "BOY, I WILL SLAP YOU TOO! WHAT KIND OF PERSON LOOKS AT HIS FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND'S TITS?! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" Faruk said nothing in his defense. What was the idiot going to say anyway?

she chuckled bitterly. “HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO ME”.

🎶 Mama you're okay now. You're safe now, okay. You're in a better place now. I'll see you another day now. 🎶 UOK- NASTY C Bonjour everyone!! Everyone, bonjour!! Why I'm so happy?, well today is the twelfth day into the month of September and guess what? It's also my birthday. Give me an A! Hahaha. So much for beginning to take responsibility. Did I make mention that today was also the day I was allowed to take my babies home.

I'm so fucked. *****************************************

I ignored every one. Then the messages started pouring in. We're not breaking up. You're just upset. We'll talk when you calm down. Come home. I was about to silence the conversation when another notification appeared. Liam Carter [crying cat] meme I stared at the screen, waiting for him to realize he'd sent it to the wrong person. One minute. Two. Nothing. Instead, another message popped up. I figured you could use this more than I could. Attached was a digital coffee gift card.

sadness plagues her voice as she keeps her eyes away from him. 'Please, can it not be something very important.' He silently prays. "You know how I am, babe, short-term memory and all. I admit I'm getting old." he tries to cover up with the joke. She rolls her eyes but still smiles and he pats himself mentally for a job well done. "It's my birthday today, 25th December." His mouth opens, and it nearly hit the floor. He couldn't believe he forgot her birthday. What kind of husband forgets his wife's birthday?

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO THE MOST HANDSOME, SEXIEST, YUMMIEST, SMARTEST AND THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL GODCHILD OF MINE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCIFER SWEETHEART!” “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG MASTER.” The face of that psycho and the other idiotic people here in my house were the first ones that I saw as soon as I stepped out of my room this morning.

Sometimes I get mad at the fact he walked out on me but I tell myself that he had his reasons and I understand that. My mom says if something is meant to be it will come back to you. At least all I have to do is keep our promise "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday to you Amari " my mom sings the Italian version as she kisses me on the cheek while dad takes a video of the whole thing "My darling is 9 years old today" he starts sniffling as he looks at us through the camera lens "Don't you dare cry Dad " I roll my eyes smiling

I can't remember the last time I've seen her smile and laughed so heartily like this. The eighteen year old little brat who is celebrating her pet suddenly stood up and raised her glass in the air. “I'm so proud of my sweet dog. I can't believe I'm a grandma now. Cheers to my baby who made me proud!” She shrieked. “Cheers!” They all chorused and clicked their glasses. Grandma? What the fuck. This is ludicrous, and I can't believe that I'm part of this madness.

I opened my eyes when the sound of my phone's notifications hitted my ears . I took my phone and looked at it and got shocked as it was filled with notifications specially from f******k and I*******m . Ok so it was my birthday , I*******m and F******k wished me a lot and my some so called friends also added some stories for my birthday and many messages were there but in those messages there was not of my mom and dad's message not even a single happy birthday was there from their side and here I was waiting for their call .