Harry Potter Meme Voldemort Novels & Stories

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

she said the words with utmost sincerity and seriousness, but it seemed liked the two boys in front of her were now trying to keep a straight face because they, in a million fucking universe, could not believe what she had just said. "A part of you resides in me? Oh woman, stop reading Harry Potter. What, you think you're Voldemort and I'm your fucking Horcrux?" questioned V. He was annoyed. On the other hand, Marco was chuckling. "I can't believe you're dumber than I thought," Ligaya said nonchalantly. "What did you say?" insulted, V tried to act threatening but was failed by the unforgiving wound on his belly.

“You said ‘Voldemort!’ You can’t just call out any name that starts with a ‘V’ and hope to get it right.” “They practically sound the same to me.” Wayne lazily shrugged. He did know what the guy’s name was, but it was fun to see Rose get all hot and bothered when he messed it up. Also, why should he even be interested in remembering the name of a guy he would rather did not exist? It seemed like a waste of storage space to him. A part of him wished the dude looked like Voldemort. “There’s no way you are not doing this on purpose.” Rose knew he was too smart to keep on forgetting Victor’s name. He was just trying to get a rise out of her.

She said with a frown and a cute pout. Harry was going to tell her something when Vidhant cut him off and while giving him a wink, said to Swara, “I think he is a vampire, as I also doubt him, you know once I saw him drinking something red,” Vidhant said in a most serious tone. Harry just turned his face to control his laughter after hearing the cold-blooded lie of Vidhant.

I spotted our usual table near the back. Just far enough from the chaos—and slid into the seat next to Ember, letting my tray of untouched food rest in front of me. “You didn’t eat breakfast, did you?” Ember asked, poking at the apple slices on my tray. “No appetite.” She frowned. “Still thinking about him?” I exhaled. “Don’t say his name. It gives him power.” “Like Voldemort?” Liam grinned across the table. “Worse,” I muttered. “At least Voldemort had a backstory.”

His eyebrows jumped up. “Holy sh–” “Don’t swear.” “Who the f–” “Don’t swear,” “Who the HELL sent you this!” Ms. Evans shot them a look. Lucas smiled at her. “Ms. Evans we were discussing about the depth of Neville Longbottom’s courage when he told Voldemort that he’d join them when HELL freezes over.” Ms. Evans’ eyes lit up. “Yes, of course! Neville Longbottom is an exemplary–” Zehra shook her head at Lucas, smiling.

“What is this?” “Do you watch the series called harry potter?” He asked, and when still don’t get it, he explained, “You know, some fantasy that humans made about us supernaturals.” He then pointed at his little gift, “That character is named Remus Lupin, the werewolf there.” I nodded my head, looking at the little human that transforms into a wolf keychain type. “And? What should I do with this?” I asked again. “I hope you’ll keep it.” He trailed off, his tone narrowing but then he cleared his throat, “Are you happy today? Did I somehow convince you that I’m serious?”

"Well, if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?... Next time there's a ball ask me before someone else does and not as a last resort" — Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire M E Y W A N G | The Asian Potterhead "Mey!" Relief washed over Jess's face. "Where were you? We've been looking for you." She stole one curious glance at Ty. "And why are you with Ty?"

"Please?" "Wrong." I turned my head away again. "Abracadabra?" I shook my head. "Ugh! Clue?" "Harry Potter." "Avada Kedavra?" I scowled at him. "Kill me, why don't you?" He pressed his fingers to his forehead. "That's the only one I know." "VulneraSanentur." I finally answered. "Because you wound me." Colton sent a flat look. "Get out."

The more you care, the more you have to loose. ~Harry Potter, Order of Phoenix •• Noor wasn't sure if she wanted to be annoyed, angry, happy or disappointed. The flirty playful guy she had met twice on accident was actually the Mr. Umar Lukuwa she was supposed to meet.