Harry Potter Quotes Funny

Community Service. Two words I should be thankful for, but I’m not. I resent the hours it’s away from building my business. When they push the little girl into the room, her crazy curls barely held back by the barrette in her hair, and studious glasses on her face, I can tell she’s scared. Something inside of me breaks, and I want this girl to feel wanted again. What I’m unprepared for is meeting her mom. The second our hands touch, there are fireworks, bright lights, and a picture of the future I could one day have. The future I’ve never allowed myself to wish for. Community service becomes more than a chore. In the months that follow, I realize they’re just like me: they’ve been abandoned, left behind by the world, forgotten by those who should love them. Thanks to the one last hope in both our lives - we found the light in the darkness we’d been searching for.Trick is created by Laramie Briscoe, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.

- Que fais-tu avec ma copine ? Mais vous avez couchés ensemble ? demande Harry alors que la deuxième personne identique à lui nous sourit d'un air victorieux : - Oui nous avons couchés ensemble , il faut apprendre à partager mon frère j'ai été le premier homme à la prendre et j'ai savouré chaque instant . - Pourquoi avez-vous fait cela ? vous êtes ignoble ! Comment expliquer à Harry que je ne savais pas que ce n'était pas lui ? va-t-il me croire ? comment lui cacher que quand son frère s'est fait passer pour lui, que j'ai adoré ! Maintenant son frère, ne veux plus me lâcher, il dit que je serai là lui, à nouveau, de gré ou de force . Son frère, est dans tous ses états, Entre un frère PDG et l'autre mafieux qui choisir ? le PDG ? , le Mafieux ? ou ....? Non je n'ose pas y penser.

Meadows Potter spent eight years of her life with a man who had only vowed to marry her if she gave him her body. Naive enough, she fell for it despite her best friend’s warning, only to wake up the next day and find out he was already married. Weeks later, she discovered she was pregnant. With no other choice, she had to find a man who would pretend to be her boyfriend while she stayed for two months with her relatives in LA. It shouldn't have been her best friend. Not Cody Larson, a.k.a. Ice. Not the notorious dirt biker her parents despised, and especially not the man who was secretly, deeply in love with her—though she was blind to it. Will she fall for him during their time in LA, or will her thirst for revenge and stubborn blindness destroy the very love she had been craving all her life? Find out now in Best Friend's Shouldn't Date.

Perer Ford is the smartest guy in school and at home. He has a weird way of making things go right. It is his final year in senior secondary school and he tries to make everything go perfect before leaving for the university. A funny and exciting diary about his experiences, struggle and life on the edge of adulthood.https://tinyurl.com/y4zt5qnv

Sin Series 2Have you ever experienced while browsing the Internet, all of a sudden, the ads pop-up? It’s annoying, isn’t it? Well, not in the case of a Brit heir to the Linton Empire. That’s how Clyve Linton meets the cam girl. In a millisecond, his eyes widen, his jaw drops, his muscles tense everywhere, and his um— Well, his life knocks over when he comes face to face with Sindy Kate, Westley, Harry, or whatever her real name is. And the only rule he never plans on breaking, he ends up throwing out his bloody window. Westley or better known as Harry Bloom left her luxurious life after being humiliated for some false claim. Her best friend took her in. When their lives turn upside down, she has to do something even if it means destroying the little reputation she has left. She becomes Sindy Kate. What happens when one of her viewers appears on her doorsteps, calling her the character she created? Is she willing to admit just for a promise to keep it secret? How far will she go to fight against her attraction when it is way stronger than her troubles she’s going to face in the future?

It's funny though to think her one night stand would lead to her joy, her very existence, her son! Being duped by her groom at the altar, is all it takes for Mikaella Sandoval to sacrifice her virginity to a complete stranger who swoops in at the right time leading to a son that binds them

A mysterious quest. A lost prince. An unknown past. A huge stake in the world. A great mystery. A prince sets himself on a quest that will shake the continent and even the world. An epic fantasy story filled with adventure, power, destiny, fun and loving characters, mystery. Fall in love with a brand new set of funny, cool and quirky characters that are sure to make every moment worthwhile. Witness what it truly means to Rise... A Legend!

Naratria Abiyaksa-Si tomboy yang mempunyai julukan preman pasar- saking gaharnya-baru saja memergoki pacarnya berselingkuh dengan Karina Winardi-calon kakak iparnya sendiri. Ternyata kata-kata Altan-sahabat oroknya telah terbukti, "Laki-laki ganteng itu kalo nggak gay ya, brengsek.Termasuk gue!" Itu adalah quotes favoritnya yang 100% benar! Sementara itu, Adzan Akbar Dewangga yang pernah kecewa akibat dikhianati kekasihnya, beranggapan bahwa wanita itu adalah makhluk yang egois dan manipulatif. Mengapa? Karena walaupun mereka salah, mereka akan tetap menyalahkan dunia. Saking muaknya berurusan dengan wanita, julukan gay pun kerap ditujukan padanya. "Gue heran ngeliat penampakan lo. Dibilang gembel ... ya, lo anak orang kaya. Tapi ngeliat celana bolong-bolong dan jaket penuh paku lo, kayak-kayaknya lo nggak pantes jadi anaknya Om Aksa dan Tante Lia. Lo ini lebih mirip landak dari pada manusia." -Adzan Akbar Dewangga "Gue malah lebih heran ngeliat lo. Ganteng-ganteng doyan batangan. Nggak sayang tuh, sama perabotan kalo terus dipake laga pedang?" - Naratria Abiyaksa

Si Julia Perrywickles ay inabandona ng kanyang pamilya sa kanyang murang edad at napunta siya sa Isang bahay ampunan. Pinangarap niya na makadama ng pagmamahal ng Isang pamilya pero malabo itong mangyari hanggang sa pinakasalan niya si Harry Warner na Isang CEO na itinuring niyang kanyang kaligtasan. Inakala niya na masaya at madali ang buhay Kasama ang lalaki pero doon siya nagkakamali. Kabaligtaran lamang ang nangyari ng kanyang inaasahang masayang buhay. Lalo siyang nakaranas na abandonahin dahil harapan niyang ipinamumukha ang pambababae niya. Kung kaya siya tinaguriang "The CEO'S Abandoned Wife" Si Daniella na kanyang kabit ay Isang prostitute at naghahangad na umangat ang pamumuhay kaya pumatol sa lalaking may asawa. Ngunit paano kapag nalaman niya na hindi iba sa kanya ang Asawa ng kanyang nobyo?? At isang araw ay dumating sa buhay niya si Herbert Warner ang lalaking nagpadama sa kanya ng tunay na pagmamahal. Pero paano kung Ang lalaking ito ay Kapatid pala sa ama ni Harry at mortal nitong kakompitensya sa lahat ng bagay?

Harry Sy needed a wife, and he needed her NOW! His trusted assistant was able to provide him the woman he was able to marry...only to forget about her, minutes after signing the marriage contract. A ten billion dollar deal. A woman scorned. A man intent to give punishment to a woman he never met. In a game of revenge and punishment, whose tactics will prevail? "I will never get tired of giving the punishment that you deserve."