Billion Dollar Man
One man stood before the stove, and it was smoking like it was nobody’s business.
“If you carry on like this, we’ll have to ring the bell and dispatch the truck to put out our own fires,” Mike joked, and all the men stood up. The one cooking, Sam, turned around with red eyes from the smoke.
“This is Ben Atwood. He’s joining the team. The cook is Sam Vaughan.”
“You mean the arsonist,” one of the men piped up.
“Next time, you cook,” Sam said.
“Please, I’d love to.”