He's About To Do Something Stupid Novels & Stories

I’m quite smart, but dear god, I’ve gone stupid. “You’re worried about jacking off? Listen, I know I’m supposed to help you out but if you show me your dick I’m cutting it off.” Yeah I know, I’m not going to show him my dick. I’m not actually worried about jerking off or jacking off, I don’t even know why I said that. I just threw out the first things my mind could whip up. “I never said I was bringing my dick to you. I’m sorry, I’m having a stupid crisis here. Don’t you masturbate? Half of me is dead, what the hell am I going to do? I might cramp up if I jerk my cock.”

I didnt notice that his hands were still on mine until he gave them a gentle squeeze and i pulled away from him, it was what my head wanted but my heart wanted the opposite. “Yet you plan on doing something very stupid by stealing a weapon of mass destruction.” He said and his eyes deepend in a frown. “You’re doing something very very stupid.” He added and i cleared my throat. “If it helps your ego when you call me stupid then you should work on yourself.” i snorted and crossed my hands over my chest. “And yes, you’ve made it clear that my mission is stupid.”

At the fact that he is still trying. You idiot, I think. And it comes out feeling like something else entirely. "Don't do anything stupid," I say. My voice is steadier than I feel. His eyes burn gold. He makes no promises.

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.

How could she have heard him say something like that? Was she stupid or was he crazy? She was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything. It was not until that man repeated it that Stella realized that she hadn't misheard him. Just as she was about to seriously think about this problem, a tiny Stella appeared in her mind and punched her. The tiny Stella glared at her and warned, "Stella aren't you stupid? Think about what he just said. He is probably just teasing you. If you are seriously thinking about it, you are stupid, really stupid."

"What are you doing here? I told you never to show your face to me again. Are you trying to get killed?" He stroked his jaw, tilting his head back thoughtfully. "From what I recall, I promised not to show up at your apartment. We’re not at your apartment, so technically, this should be fine." I narrowed my eyes. "Have you ever heard of common sense?" A smirk tugged at the corner of his lips as he stepped closer. Standing over me, he leaned down slightly while I glared up at him. "Sorry, Neo," he said in an innocently teasing voice, hands casually shoved into his loose pockets. "I don't have common sense. I'm just stupid."

How dare he calls me stupid! He thrust his angry face into mine. “Then what if I shifted without knowing? What if someone saw me? So many ‘what ifs’, and you didn’t even think of one! How stupid can you get? You’re not Dirty Rosey—you’re Stupid Rosey!” Frustration shot up my chest. “I’M NOT STUPID! AND I’M NOT YOUR TOY!” His eyes widened with realisation. “So that's what this is all about.”

he said with a hint of sincerity in his voice and my eyebrows rose high up. He cleared his throat and quickly added, "I meant that I don't want you to . . . Just don't do anything stupid." "But---" "Listen to me for God's sake, don't make me regret allowing you to do this shit. Just don't," he warned me and I scowled. * * *

“Exactly!” He threw out a hand. “But that’s just the perfect example of how you do these really stupid things just to…” He seemed to be looking for the right words. “…just to get back at me or whatever. Either that, or you just flat-out ignore me.” D’s expression had hardened at the mention of ‘stupid’. “That’s not true,” she claimed.

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.