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As if I could do anything else.
Ten minutes later and we had a cart full of shit we didn’t need. For my next round, she had me go through with a thing of baby food, a baby doll, and a bottle of wine. Hers was eight different kinds of birthday cards to a father, a tool set, a book about war, a very nice watch, and a mug that said, ‘world’s best daddy’. After that, I went up with a vanilla candle and a copy of something with a very shirtless man on the cover. Weak pick, I thought. Then Ellie went up with a single steak knife. Only the knife.
“I’m making you use the Daddy mug,” she told me as she put her new things in our cart. “When do we give up on this?”
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