Hilarious Funny Short Stories

My nanny, Lucci Eyre, liked to call herself an independent, modern woman. She used to tell me every day to be self-reliant, do my own laundry and cooking, take care of the kids by myself, and even suggested that I divorce my husband. Later on, I found out that she was actually a social media influencer. Without asking for my permission, she made a series of videos trying to make me look pathetic as a Stepford wife. She also stole my jewelry and clothes. After I fired her, she accused me in the live stream of being a rival female competitor and pandering to men. Then one of her crazy fans tricked her way into my home and poisoned me. When I woke up again, I was reborn to the day I discovered that her social media account had millions of followers. ‘Since you're so into live streaming and making short videos, why not show everyone who you really are and let them see the independent woman that you are?’

Perer Ford is the smartest guy in school and at home. He has a weird way of making things go right. It is his final year in senior secondary school and he tries to make everything go perfect before leaving for the university. A funny and exciting diary about his experiences, struggle and life on the edge of adulthood.https://tinyurl.com/y4zt5qnv

Aurora is a twenty-year-old young woman currently studying journalism. What sets her apart from others is her exuberant joy, audacity, and frankness, known for not mincing her words. She is in search of a polite, caring, and loving man, just like Alexander, a college colleague for whom she harbors a platonic passion. However, as she often says, "Life loves to play tricks on me," her path crosses with that of Tristan Callahan, the ruthless and sadistic president of one of the top accounting firms in New York. Despite Aurora being a modest girl, lacking expensive material possessions, she holds something extremely valuable to Tristan: her virginity. He is desperate to obtain it, but Aurora is not willing to easily give in.

Haera Mycroft’s already disastrous life suddenly takes a different turn from the usual when she becomes mated to a deranged wolf who carries more than the title of an Alpha; an unmarked child, a son born out of a forbidden relationship and who is nothing short of a curse. But when Heara would rather be with such a man than stay as a flimsy and hated maid at her own pack, she soon realizes that her life is worth more than what she thinks. For a worthless maid whose only significance in her pack is being born on the same day as the Alpha princess, her whole life is about to change as she knows it. And it’s all starts by being mated to Alpha Zachary of the Imperial pack.

The Blue Moon Bed and Breakfast Inn is deep within the Canadian Shield in a small ski town called Evergreen Grove. Rumours have it that magical things happen at the Inn. With stories of a spirit of a lady in white and friendly staff that know exactly what you need before you even do. Maybe it's time for you to visit and see what happens when six people come to visit. The Germains are on a getaway in hopes to save their marriage. Greta Johansen is there scouting out for a ghost hunting television show. April Klein is a friend of the owner Gabriella St. James and an art influencer looking for something new. Daniel Davis is a painter in desperate need of some inspiration. Eric Devlin is a mystery man. He pays in cash and is clearly hiding from something. So come book yourself into the Blue Moon and see what happens from Jody Samuel's eyes the front desk clerk. With curses and blessings on this holiday at the Blue Moon, everyone is in for a surprise or two. Just ask the Boggart that lives in the pantry. Cover made by Getcovers.

Leila is a normal girl trying to get through university, except for the fact she dreams of the same man every night. A man that only exists inside her head, but who she cannot stop thinking about. What happens when the man she thought only haunted her dreams, turns out to be real? Not only that, but he's the leader of a terrifying and ruthless gang. Oh and he says he's a werewolf, because those exist right? And he seems to believe she's his fated mate that disappeared only a few short months ago?

Ulayah is a mature woman that just turned 30, she is fiercely independent and has never needed the approval of any man. She lives in a town where lycans as well as humans coexist with one another in harmony and so long as these cocksure arrogant savages stear clear of her there will be no issues. She has never and would never dare to consider being with one and has shot down many handsome lycan males. Ulayah has witnessed how possessive these creatures can be. Crude..nasty..vile beasts of men that believe themselves to be far superior to humans because they have a stinky mutt living inside them. How will this lady react when the gorgeous 23 year old bad boy Alpha walks straight up to her and announces that she is his mate? Should be interesting. The last thing she wanted was to hear this pass the snout of any lycan.....especially one that was a smug pup.' This bad boy Alpha is use to getting his own way with all females whether they be shewolfs or human. Alpha Jenson Steel will finally meet a woman that does not see him nor fear him as all others do, and will not tolerate his brash Alpha attitude. She is even more shocked when she discovers 'much to her dismay' that she isn't just mated to one of these heinous creatures....but also to his identical twin brother.

“If you were the last man on earth and I needed to be saved, I would rather die than let you touch me.” I screamed in his face, my husband. The name still sounded bitter on my tongue. He looked the least bit bothered by my outburst, taking two tentative steps until he stood right in front of me, close enough that all I could smell was him. He gripped my chin and forced me to look at him. “Throw your tantrum princess. When you’re done you’ll come back pleading for my touch, you’ll beg me to ruin you. You will swell with my child and give me the heir that I want.” He turned but stopped short and faced me again. “That is all you would be good for.”

Axel Griffin, a multibillionaire and the CEO of Perfect Touch Inc. He’s got the look, power, and wealth. But lacks only one thing—a good sexual relationship.   Reese McBride, the heiress to a multibillion-dollar company. She’s beautiful, kind, and has a perfect body shape. But lacks only one thing—a good sexual relationship.   They have something in common…   One fateful night, they cross paths at a bar, and the chemistry between them ignites. They couldn't resist.   They indulge in a steamy encounter, but circumstances cut it short before they can exchange names.   Two years later, fate brings them together, but this time, with a twist. He must choose between Reese and her sister, Beatrice.   Will Axel be able to resist the fiery attraction he feels towards Reese and settle for a loveless marriage to Beatrice because of the benefits that come with the marriage?   Or will he choose to follow his heart's desire and risk it all for the one person who makes his body come alive with want?   Get ready to be swept away in their gripping journey of love and lust.

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