Hilarious Funny Short Stories Novels & Stories

I rolled his eyes, "...Laugh all you want it's true" She couldn't breathe after laughing so hard her back looked like it hurt a bit, Just then the nurse came by and saw her laughing so hard and asked, "What's so funny dear?" Shit, she isn't supposed to know since she's human. "I was just telling her a joke to cheer her up ma'am" "May I hear it?' Shiiiiit

PUT FRESH WATER IN A VASE, BUT FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT BE DISCREET, IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHO THEY'RE FROM, YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU HIDE MY CARD. YES, YOU ARE VERY BUSY WITH YOUR THINGS AND, FORGIVE ME IF I INTERRUPTED ANYTHING TODAY, BY SENDING YOU THESE TWENTY-FIVE ROSES THE HOURS THAT I THINK OF YOU EVERY DAY .... ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZNChuNqzW8 )

“Well, two individuals have threatened my balls tonight, so that isn’t something you need to be concerned about.” Harper looks stunned at first. After a short while, erupted with laughter. Her laughter is the most astonishing sound I ever experienced in my life. It’s comical as well. She sounds like a seal and makes a snort sometimes. So it wasn’t long before I was joining her, laughing as I stared into her mesmerizing gray eyes.

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

she asked, trembling slightly. Rahul smiled, “What I like most about you is your knack for joking.” Her laughter filled the air like music, and she began to share more of her delightful memories. One particularly amusing incident came to mind, making her unable to hold back her giggles. "Remember that one time in the trial room at the lingerie store?" she laughed, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "I was struggling with the clasps of that intricate lingerie when I called out for help, and you suddenly appeared out of nowhere and hugged me from behind! Remember the salesgirl? She saw you caressing my breasts as you helped me with the clasps while I stroked your cock and was about to take you

I called gently, urging him to share what he thought about what I had just read. All of a sudden , Declan burst into a deep, throaty laugh. I stared at him, confused, wondering what could possibly be amusing about what I had just read or if he hadn’t even heard me properly. “What’s so funny?” I asked. Then Declan finally reined in his laughter and composed himself. “The story is ridiculous!” he said. I exhaled in relief; he’d heard what I read, grasped it, and Thankfully just like the usual character of declan, he did not take to heart. “Yeah, right,” I agreed.

I reply putting on a fake sad expression. "Well, if you think of any other funny stories, you'll have to share them with me," Iskander says smiling. "You're a really good storyteller." "Thanks," I say, feeling a warm glow of happiness. "It's nice to laugh and have fun. I haven't had that in a while." "That's why I'm here," Iskander says, giving me a big smile. "To make sure you have a good time." I smile back at him, feeling grateful for his friendship. "Thanks, Iskander. That means a lot to me."

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

I joke. “Sure will Anna, sure will”

“The hell…?” Behind him, Ally burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching her stomach. “Got you! Oh my god, I got you so good!” she wheezed between laughs. Shawn stared at her, bewildered. “Ally… what is this?” “April Fool’s, big bro!” she sang, still giggling. His shoulders dropped dramatically. “Jesus, Ally. That was not funny.” “Oh please,” she grinned, wiping tears from her eyes. “You think what Dad pulled on us last year was funny? The whole fake vacation, making us pack, driving us to the damn airport…?”