Hilarious Romance Novels & Stories

“Are you delusional, Charmaine? If you were going to Photoshop something to piss me off, at least make it realistic! “Everyone knows how infatuated Aaron is with his wife. It’s public knowledge that they have two kids and that he keeps her out of the public eye. “How stupid do you have to be to try getting a reaction out of me using him? “What makes you think someone like Aaron would marry someone like you, huh?” Isabelle came over to ‘persuade’ me as well. “Enough, Charmaine. Haven’t you thrown a big enough tantrum already? We all know how much you love Jared. You were his most loyal dog, weren’t you? “If you want to be his, then learn to suck up your ego and apologize.”

Luciano murmured, his voice rough with frustration. "It's always like this," Rosa said, biting her lip as she pulled her hand back, trying not to smile at his dramatic complaint. "Come on, baby. We need to be quick before our little devil wakes up again," Luciano whispered, nipping lightly at her ear. Rosa sucked in a breath. “You are unbelievable." "I am yours, amore mio," he husked. Her cheeks flushed at the reminder. It still amazed her how, with each passing day, he seemed to grow more and more romantic.

Now he’s insulted me. I feel stupid and used and naive as hell. I really hate feeling that way. His hurtful words have put me on the offensive and I am so going to take him down a notch or two. “Yes, I know exactly what you mean. You think you’re the only one who likes to have a good time, no strings attached? Hellion? You’re the only one who likes to party? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but you’re not. And you might be cute, but you’re not marriage material, okay? That’s why I said yes when you asked me out. All I wanted was a fucking good time and now you’re turning it into something stupid.”

He said and scoff leaving me in shock and confusion "I can smell ur lust and I can feel ur stupid heart race when you look at me but you disgust me.... Do you understand how severe ur stupid actions has caused us..??? You have not only attract demons but other terrifying and vile creatures.... trust me huntress this is not just a stupid romance movie this is horrifying, this is crazy... you better get ur head in the game else you loose it!!!! "He said and pushed me to the side with disgust filled in his face then sat at the far end of the tunnel

I love it when he smiles. “It’s hard to believe I can sound romantic because I’m not known for romance at all. I don’t even know what romance is,” he says, close to my ear while having his breakfast. I laugh, putting down my spoon and looking at him. He stares at me blankly while I am unable to contain it. I hold my stomach as I laugh, doubling over. “Guess what, Zahir? I knew that,” I say between my laughter, “I know you’re not romantic, but a busy man.”

Helen teases, “Oh, here we go again… The tale of how you 'accidentally' danced the tango with a charming French stranger.” Edna grins mischievously. “That, my friend, was the essence of romance. These two could learn a thing or two.” Andrei's infectious laughter fills the room, momentarily lifting my spirits. The energy is lively, positive, and utterly misleading – like a sunny forecast before a hurricane. I glance around at the people I've come to love: Edna, beaming with joy; Helen, radiating warmth; and Andrei, blissfully oblivious. How can I shatter this happiness?

he said and laugh but I didn't care about what he's saying I just want to have sex with him. "Ahhh" "Ohh, Ugh" "Uhm" All you wanna hear in cubicles is our moan. I don't know if someone can hear us but I faster thrusting and after a minute with both reached our orgasm. We fixed our clothes before we go out but on the side of the door bathroom, Ralph was there and looked hurt. I came back to my sense and I realized that I hurt the person who treats me special and made me feel loved but I cano teach my heart to love him because someone already owns my heart and it's Genesis.

I warned. “I don’t do rom-coms.” I crossed my arms. “Then tonight’s your first. Lucky you.” We spent ten full minutes debating genres like our lives depended on it. I called him a cinematic snob. He said I had the taste of a teenage girl. Eventually, I wore him down. We settled on a gloriously ridiculous romantic comedy with far-fetched meet-cutes, wedding hijinks, and the cheesiest slow-motion kiss I’d ever seen. Liam had something to say about almost every scene.

His fingers tighten slightly. The movie starts twenty minutes later, after a fight over the choice. Sophia wants romance. Maya wants comedy. Ronan wants something with explosions. Liam says nothing and somehow still looks offended by every option. Declan suggests a crime documentary, and everyone throws popcorn at him. In the end, we settle on a romantic comedy because Sophia threatens to ban Ronan from snacks if he complains. He complains anyway. “This lad is useless,” Ronan says ten minutes into the movie, pointing at the screen. “If he loves her, he should just say it instead of standin’ there like a wet paper bag.”

“You know what? If there were an award for being a fool and a martyr wife, you’d probably be one of the nominees.” I laughed softly at what she said and shook my head. “I hate you,” I said, pouting once again. Gemma grinned. “But my husband loves me.” I pouted even more. “You really are a good friend, aren’t you?” I said sarcastically. “Instead of cheering me up, you’re just bringing me down. So much for being a best friend.” Gemma laughed out loud. “I’m just telling the truth. My husband really loves me.”