Hilarious Romance Novels & Stories

He hums. I continue speaking. “You know, almost the same thing happens in every romantic movie. Still, it’s just so…perfect. The whole meetcute, love at first sight, enemies to lovers, fake relationships. All those cliche troupes are the best. I just can’t get enough of them.” I continue talking. “Then something silly and inconsequential happens and they have a big fight.” Ronan mumbles.

I might be a class-A asshole, but having anyone believe that Trish was cheating on her new man was out. "Riley and her date." She moved away from me and seemed to be studying them. "I've watched lots of romance films in my life. You know, trying to get better. I swear I can do just about anything but fake lust." "Yep. You do suck at faking the sexy stuff." I laughed as she yelped and popped me in the stomach playfully. "You turd." She turned back toward the floor. "I shouldn't help you for that."

My best friend liked it instantly. [Congrats, Director Thornton. Welcome to freedom!] I was promoted to the position of finance director in my company. I bought my own home, and I had a cat. After everything I had been through, I finally understood that loving myself was where lifelong romance would truly begin.

Harper laughed. Then immediately looked at her positive test again. Then laughed harder. Which set Daisy off. Again. The whole thing was ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Neither of them noticed the apartment door opening. Or Roman walking inside. Or Roman calling out: "Hello?" No answer. Just laughter. Coming from somewhere inside the apartment. Roman frowned. That couldn't be good. Whenever Daisy and Harper laughed this much, chaos usually followed. Curious, he followed the sound. Down the hallway. Past the nursery where Lillie was still sleeping peacefully.

I said. "I thought we were friends. I thought that even if the romance wasn't real, the friendship was. But you were working for him." "I’m sorry," she sobbed. "Liam, I am so, so sorry." "Was any of it real?" I asked. "Did you ever actually care, or were you just waiting for the next check?"

"She's out to get me. She faked her death. She faked the whole dramatic exit. She'll show up once I've paid my dues." He clung to that belief. It was all he had. Even if the love he felt was nothing but a side effect of some drug. Even if that love had curdled into something dark. Nora was beside herself, crying next to him. Francis watched her, and after a long pause, a sly grin spread across his face. "Yeah, Natalie loved me. She'd come running back the second she heard I was off the market." Nora, eyes red and swollen, looked up at Francis on bended knee and heard him say softly, "Nora, let's go ahead with the wedding, okay?

He would probably order the cook to not serve me if he learned I had eaten my dessert first. A twinkle appeared in Romanos’s eyes. "You speak like this to him?" When she nodded, he laughed, the flimsy sound bursting out of him. It shook his frail frame, and alarm crashed through him. Sensing her anxiety, he sobered. Laughing with you is good for me. I still believe in the rightness of your marriage. You are precisely what Darian needs in his life. And you—" something too close to the truth lingered in his eyes"—him. I wish you would give it a real try. You will find him to be an honorable man. "

"What?" Hilary sat up from the bed and stared at me in disbelief. "I was trying to create a sexy vibe here but you make things romantic out of nowhere." My smile turned into a confused frown. "Is that not good?" "No, no," she winded down, leaning forward to give me a kiss of assurance. Then she sat on my lap, pulling me inside her embrace, our lips were melting each other. When she was about to deepen our kiss, I pulled away and urged her to explain which was responded with a roll of eyes from her.

He asked, a glint of amusement in those blue depths. I chuckled, “Nothing, it's just…” I shook my head, “If I didn't know any better I'd say your parents named you right,” His lips thinned, “In what sense?” “I mean…you're quite a romantic husband, Roman,” I said. It took a while, but I saw the light in his eyes shift as the joke clicked. It was unexpected, the sound that left his throat. A laugh. It was rich, melodious and ut had my heart pounding so fucking hard I thought my ribs would crack. I feared he could hear it.

When he saw the single tear that had ruined her makeup, she grinned in excitement. “Hahaha!” Lorenzo let out a loud, mocking laugh and turned to the Valente allies, who were standing nearby. "Look at her!" He shouted, his voice echoing loudly in the quiet cathedral. "Our Raina is so happy she is crying! Tears of joy for marrying the most powerful man in the country!" “Hahaha!!!” The Valente men also started laughing. Raina just glared at them with so much hatred that couldn't be concealed. They were all greedy people, who only saw her as something "useful" to the family. Raina glanced around, then she glared at Lorenzo with so much hate that his laugh died down instantly.