Hilariously Bad Fanfiction Novels & Stories

In fact, this girl is annoying. "No. Our agreement is only limited to me admitting that I like cats. Not joining the Cat Helper community like you said." "But if you don't want to come, I'll leak it to your classmates." Alsava is still trying to make threats. "Or ya, what's worse, I'll tell to anyone at our school." Alsava paused in her words, then resumed it. "Do you know? Adrian the School Demon is a cat lover, you know, wow, it turns out that he is not as bad as his appearance and attitude." Alsava spoke in the same tone she would reveal later. Her tone sounded dismissive.

Jocelyn's thoughts drifted away and only came back when she heard a loud cry coming from near the doctor's office. Jocelyn turned her gaze to a boy and girl who, from their clothes, looked like punks from the streets. Colored hair, piercing in some parts of their body, tattoos.... Jocelyn almost hissed in disgust at their delinquent appearance, as well as the hysterical crying sound of the girl. Jocelyn couldn't contain her annoyance until she grumbled, "Too loud. Why is she even crying like that?!"

Who lies and pretends to be what they are not and still says they don't mean to hurt-- I run a hand nervously through my hair and sigh in exasperation. --- In the beginning I could even want that, but I met her Deniel I saw with my own eyes how good and kind that girl is, I tell you from the bottom of my soul how much I regret everything-- shakes hands in fists and shakes his head in denial. --- Yes I know how amazing my female is and that's why I want to know about why he allied himself with vampires, why Scarlet was kidnapped and especially what led him to do these things-- I answer approaching again and crouching beside him-- NOW PIETRO-- I command in a growl punching the coffee table tha

Damien would do it for sure. All I said was it was going to be an arranged marriage. When I was done with my narrating of the story, she nodded thoughtfully. I sighed lying for the first time to Cassandra and being successful in selling it to her. She always caught.. "You have got jokes, Eden. Damien is obviously not an arranged marriage material. That one month prince guy who never happened to be found with the same girl after a month is doing an arranged marriage! Don't try to fool me." Cassandra raised her voice at last, "I already heard it but you better not take me as Brenda."

Ever since the incident went viral, fictional stories written by fans appeared in rapid succession. "Please write one where they're both high school students! Since you can write well, please write as much as you can!" "The exams are over now. When are you going to do a live stream, Madam? Will you feature Mr. Fordham as well? If the two of you appear together, I'm really going to send you a gift this time!" "This is more entertaining than romance novels. Those who called Madam a vixen are all soggy-ass cucumbers!"

I could feel Helen’s anger simmering beside me, but all I could do was stare at Ciara, processing what she had just said. Helen burst out laughing, and I couldn’t help but chuckle as well. Ciara’s claim was beyond ridiculous—what kind of joke was this? I shook my head in disbelief, my gaze fixed on her. “To hell with you, Ciara. You can’t ruin my wedding with Gavin. It’s happening, and no matter how many lies you try to spin, you won’t stop it.” I stood up, my voice steady as I brushed off her absurd attempt. Ciara’s expression was a mixture of confusion and disdain, but I didn’t care.

Some people had already made some sick fan art of the whole ordeal, casting a platinum blonde stranger as Eliza. They weren’t even the worst. The worst had to be the fanfics that had seemingly popped up overnight. I only got through the blurb of one before I had to click out of the site, lest I risk permanently damaging my psyche. When I saw all this, I was a little shocked that I was yet to realise that I hadn’t yet received a scolding call from my mother. But then I checked my phone and remembered I had muted all calls and notifications from her, of which there were many.

The moaning from the room intensifies and when i could no longer take it, I brought out my headphone and played my favorite sound. “Oh! This is helpful.” I said as I melted in the magic of the song. My face felt clearer and I decided I needed a mind stimulation. I brought out my laptop and scrolled through one of my favorite web novel stories. I opened the most intriguing book cover only to close and scroll past it, Totally boring and cliche! How could a female lead be that gullible! The storyline is unbelievable. I opened many more synopsis but, more of those stories popped up, the exact ones I hate. Damn these authors.Always giving the female leads up for ridicule just as I was in my real

I stared at the latest comment on my newest chapter. "This sex scene is pathetic." "Do you even know what good fucking feels like?" "This reads like a bad porno from 2005." "Delete your account." "Stop letting virgins write sex scenes." "Don't you get tired of giving us bad sex scenes, Author?" "I bet no one's ever fucked you right, so you decided to punish us all with this."

Lila snickered, looking up Author 456 on her shared screen, frowning a bit when she couldn't find any information on them. Dani rolled her eyes and dramatically face palmed before falling flat on the bed in second hand shame. “This is why you’re failing out of college. Wait till I call mom and dad and tell them…” “Hey! At least I’m still in college,” I said, biting into another chip. “Barely.” said Lila, giggling into her hands. “How dare you judge me. This is how I unwind, y’know? Some people do yoga, other people take long relaxing baths, but I read badly written supernatural smut, I have priorities!”