Novel & Cerita Hilariously Bad Fanfiction

Sia asked suddenly and Nate chuckled. “I told you before, I’m all yours” he replied pressing a kiss to Sia’s forehead. ‘You know what Caleb would call him?” he asked and Sia burst into laughter knowing that it was going to be funny. “What?” she asked a full-blown smile on her lips. “A bad girl’s boy or better still the bad girl’s boy” “Hilarious” THE END.

🏤High School Badass💄 (🥀 SUGA HIGH 🥀) By Happy writes ❤️ CHAPTER 1 ❤️ Mum do you really have to do this, Jeanne said as she made way to her mother's room, I said I'm not getting transfered. You have to, after all the troubles you made in your school, do you know what I had to go through?, do you know how much I begged those people because of your troubles?, Julia her mother yelled angrily.

"I stole the girl belonging to my younger brother, and I selfishly marked the girl as mine. At that time I never thought that I would fall in love." "At first, I was jealous of Jack and I took everything he loved. To think I was the one who lost my own game." I looked up at the overcast sky, I sighed tiredly. Karma is over, demons and humans can't be together. It's better if Aphrodite and Hyun Ki aren't together in the second season of the novel. The metaphor of the novel title The Bad Son-in-Law sounds so annoying. Alcander stared at me intensely.

I add as Lily shows a note to the screen, "They're SO bad, I get how it looks to someone who doesn't understand Damon's dark, dark black humor. He calls himself a 'dumb rapist' because I called him that when I found out about some of the stuff he did to the girls. I went into a rampage and beat him up, then I called him a lot of names. Dumb rapist stuck to him, I guess." "This one says, 'To my favorite pair of tits, From Your Dumb Rapist' see? That's when you throw everything you might think you know away. Because when I read that, I blushed. I imagined that deranged boy telling me that as a joke, like everything he says. Of course he's not for everyone's taste, that's why he doesn't have ma

I grit out. He steadies himself again, his eyes wet as he calms himself down. "Are you serious—what's not funny? Hannah Lockwood"—his laughter picks up again—"marrying you? One of us? So... what? We're all going to just sit around at family gatherings with the fattest elephant dancing around in the room—that the most average girl on this entire planet fucked me, and then fucked her way up the ladder. I'd call her brilliant, but it doesn't take smarts to have that ass." I shoot to my feet, my patience completely blown into pieces, but Hannah snatches my hand. "Don't, Damien. Don't let him ruin our beautiful moment. When we look back on this night, we don't want to be thinking of him."

“Until the next psycho shows up.” “Then I’ll break their kneecaps.” She grinned. “Romantic.” I leaned closer, my voice dropping. “Deadly romantic.” She laughed and shoved my shoulder. “Stop. You sound like the lead in a bad mafia W*****d novel.” “I am the lead in a bad mafia W*****d novel.” “Oh my God,” she groaned, hiding her face in my hoodie. “Take it back.” “Nope. It's canon now.” She peeked up at me, cheeks pink from laughter. “You know what’s weird?”

“Girl, legendary musicians have reacted to his covers saying he outdid them! And you’re calling him okay?” “Okay… I guess he is a great singer.” I muttered, trying to sound casual, though my heart was screaming. She flopped onto the bed, kicking her legs like a teenager in love. “I’m so crazy about him. But ugh, I hate how fast our fanbase is growing. More crazy fangirls to compete with.” I forced a weak laugh. “That’s why,” she continued dramatically, “I got obsessed with Mystery BL fanfics.” My brows furrowed.

“Pathetic. I had him moaning louder.” Kaelen, dark hair mussed and blue eyes stormy, laughs sharply. “Delusional. He came because of my tongue work.” I’m cackling inside, my BL harem boys fighting over who made me come harder? This is peak fanfic, and I’m living it. “Boys,” I say, stretching languidly, letting Cillian’s low, velvety voice drip with mischief. “If you’re gonna bicker, make it worth my while.”

“Great. Just great. I’ll go to your stupid event. But don’t expect me to enjoy it. And don’t touch me right now because I’m sore as hell and I might actually cry if you push me.” She smiled like she’d won, but I felt like shit. Damien gone, accidental sexting with Knox that made me come, now Lila slapping me and threatening to ruin me. I laughed bitterly, the sound hollow. “My life is such a joke. One minute I’m high from some fancy dirty texts, next I’m getting blackmailed by my fake girlfriend while my ass needs ice because the guy I actually like won’t stay the night. Someone should write a book about how dumb I am. It’d be a bestseller.”

Jacqueline I've had it with this shit. No more doormat, no more Ms. Goody Two Shoes. I picked up my phone from the mattress beside me. Only one person I know who will understand how I'm feeling without judging me. Without bringing up my past like a mallet to beat me over the head. One little slip in judgment when I was eighteen years old and I have to live like a nun forever. Well fuck that the habit's coming off. I'm lonely, horny and pissed the fuck off. No almost twenty two year old is supposed to feel like this.