Hilariously Bad Fanfiction Novels & Stories

I recoiled from her implication. Her mate grimaced, an unhappy growl tricking out between clenched teeth. “That’s a load of hot, stinky crap. I am very sorry my troubled love with a vampire, failed engagement, and wasted mate bond sucked big, hairy balls. That’s my story. It’s stupid.” I pouted before wrangling my trainwreck of emotions. “Don’t let my mess scare you. The story of Irina and Solar is exactly how it should be, beautiful and true. You’re both so damn cute it makes me want to vomit.”

I glanced at the screen to realize it was from the group chat of the four of us: Jess, Mey, Norma, and me. We made this group chat ages ago and it changed its name multiple times if not dozens. It went from The Chamber of Secrets to The Game of Phones, but currently, it was A Gaggle of Giggles, courtesy of Norma. Despite being popular and all, we are still girls and human beings so all of us were a part of at least one fandom. Looking at our username, you could probably guess which fandom. Speaking of Norma, she was the one texting just now.

Mea opened the first one under the Chatmates tab. marcc_ wants to gossip about your photo marcc_: i’d sit beside you so you could lean your head on my shoulder itsmecristy: sure. you’ll have to endure my talkative friends tho marcc_: i wouldn’t mind itsmecristy: nice <3 marcc_: wanna be my travel buddy? Mea glared madly at the three women who now ducked their heads down, feeling guilty even before she started. She still started anyway. “Seriously? ‘Nice’ and a heart damned emoji?”

He is like a bad itch that won't go away, and I hate him so damn much for getting under my skin! We won't ever become friends!

I see her lips part and I slowly closed the distance, my lips seconds away from meeting hers. "Fuck!" I cuss and let go of her. She takes a huge step back, breathing unsteadily. She fucking wasn't kidding when she said she'd fucking crush my toes. "Told you I would crush your toes," she breaths shakily and walks away. I rake a hand through my hair frustratingly. I can't believe I almost kissed Lucy, fuck! ************* Hey y'all. what do you think of this chapter? let me know in the comment section. Another chapter update coming soon❤️

“I’ve been with my girlfriend for five years. I worked four jobs to help pay off her debts, but her family’s debt just keeps growing. Today we were supposed to go home together for New Year’s, but she said something happened at the barbecue place and left again. “Sigh… I guess I’ve failed as a boyfriend. I don’t even know when her debts will be paid off. Living on plain buns and pickles every day is just too hard…” As the train started moving, I posted it. I put all the money I had grabbed from Matt’s livestream into boosting it. Wren, those who lie have to swallow a thousand needles. Starting today, you can take your time swallowing them. I won’t be staying to watch.

Chapter 17 "Hey! Kylie, are you even listening to me?!" Selena asked me in annoyance. I was at her house this time. Samantha and Ariana were also on their way here, and I arrived earlier than them because it was so boring at home. "Yeah, yeah!" I rolled my eyes at her and returned my gaze to the screen of my phone, where I was reading a W*****d story. This "My Absolute Sex Slave" by Ludylyn23 is actually quite good. Even though it's rated R-18, it's still funny to read. But when I reached the explicit chapter, I suddenly shivered and felt my face turn red.

CyberPerv: “Holy hell YES. You’ve been gone for DAYS. We thought you died.” D1ldoKing: “Or got married and left us all.” I laughed, low and husky, letting my lips barely brush the mic. The vibrations alone probably made half of them dizzy. “Worse,” I said, smiling to myself. “I was busy being a very bad girl.” The chat went absolutely feral. IYKYK: “NO WAY YOU GOT LAID???” FreakBeard: “You look like you got spiritually rearranged. Who’s the lucky bastard?”

Abigail and her friend, Lana, sat on the plush sofa in the living room, laughing as they chatted. "Girl, it's funny, but fan pages are annoying," Lana complained as she continued scrolling through her phone. "I don't know. I like some of my fan pages," Abigail shrugged. "Oh, not until someone gets scammed by one of those fake profiles claiming to be Abigail Hathaway," Lana pointed out. "Well, I can live with that. The real issue is the blogs and their bullshit. I found one talking about my ass expecting a baby with a secret lover-who is a married man."

"Yes, the angry hot guy," Lily is smiling. "I can't even judge you; before my parents sent me to summer camp, I was dating a drug dealer. My taste in women could use an improvement, but who am I kidding? Bad girls are the best; it hurts so beautifully when they disappoint you," Laughing, I shake my head at her. "You got issues," Lily winks at me wickedly. "I know," The sound of screaming got us both whipping our heads. It's coming from below us, and it sounds like my sister.