Himym Barney Quotes Novels & Stories

Cam is slinking away, but won’t get far if Archer decides to go after him. “Even in the scrubs.” I give him a half-smile and sigh. “I’m trying not to go off on a rant right now, but I cannot stand guys like that. There are other reasons for going to a bar, you know. Not everyone wants to hook up with you, Mr. I’m-Doing-Business-in-Newport.” Archer laughs. “That was his line?” “It was one I remember. It’s pretty bad, huh?” I readjust my purse on my shoulder. “I think this is a sign from the universe I’m not meant to be at a bar tonight. I just want to go home.”

“You mean do it in front of everyone,” finished Barl? She nodded her head yes. “Of course not,” he answered, “you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, nobody will pressure you to do anything, it’s entirely up to you!” “Let’s get a drink,” he offered, leading over to the open bar. While sipping her rum and coke, Jenny took a more leisurely look around the room. “Well Barl was right about one thing,” she thought, “every man there had a huge cock and some of them were even bigger than Barl’s!!!”

“You’re kidding me.” “Fuck you, Jay.” “These things are soundproof, I hope,” I remarked dryly, taking a step forward. Barry pushed off the wall. “I knew you’d pull a vanishing act. Wanted to make sure I gave you my message –” “If you’re gonna hit me, B., please, don’t.” “Fuck you. I’ll smack you whenever I like.” I held his gaze. “Whatever you’re doing, J. Whatever you’re into. The boss’ got your back. You ‘ere me?”

But most offensive of all, she stank of alcohol. All the anxiety and concern built up through the night mutated into lividity in one single millisecond. “Ha, so that’s where you’ve been, Mimi Norton? A f*cking bar in the middle of the night? Had a sh*tload of fun, didn’t you? God! Mind if you initiate me to whatever hedonistic paradise all the cool kids hang out in?” He harrumphed mockingly.

“Barrett is fine, it’s weird calling me by surname.” “Well, Miss Barrett, you are surrounded with weird people and keep attracting those not for you to eat.” This guy surely likes to use idioms. “You mean weird people? And you are also one of them.” “I won’t deny it's true, but I'm just telling you, don’t take Maynard seriously.” He then walked past me and then a few steps and looked back. “It’s the best piece of advice I can give as help for you.”

Jeffrey hit the bottle on the table harshly, as soon as he snapped out of his thoughts, he couldn't believe that Peter was right he was slow, too slow when others were moving like a jet, he was moving like a snail. "Barbara! I love you, I love you. I can't live without you." Those were his words before he passed out at the bar, he is not in a good state, and that is the reason the Barman places a call to Barbara, he only thought that Barbara must be really important to him since is just the name that he keeps calling out to.

She said that as she straightened her back and smiled bitterly. Bethany lifted the cup of honey water and put it on the tea table in front of her, then she walked to Barbara's back and pressed her shoulders, "You're not old.You're still so young. People say that we look like sisters when we walk together." Barbara covered her lips and smiled because of what she said, "You speak so sweet now that you can even make me happy with your words." Bethany bent down and rested her chin on her shoulders, "Donnie, I didn't say that to make you happy.Everything I said was true."

"Like that bartender's face. He's too good-looking. Something ought to be done about him." “Shut up, I never drool.” I slurped my diet coke on the rocks. “Anyway, he probably thinks I’m some weird psycho bitch now. And, man, you’re the one who’s drooling at the bartender." “Can’t I just appreciate art?” She was always witty with her responses. “I’m just appreciating the god-perfected beauty. He’s not even a part of this conversation.” Carrie winked at me. “But I still feel like showing up on the bar stool and baring my soul to him.”

she said, “you’re in love with Barry?” “I’m such a cliché,” Becky said, draining her glass. “But, have you seen him? You know the first time I saw him he was shirtless. He opened the door shirtless and yelled at me. I didn’t even care that he yelled at me, because, you know, shirtless.”

After speaking, Barney left the group chat. His sudden departure left Amanda utterly humiliated, and Abby felt like she was being roasted over a fire. Having her two-faced words exposed in public was beyond embarrassing. Barney’s unusual behavior today also served as a wake-up call for her—she couldn't afford to be softhearted anymore. Even the best relationships required special means to maintain. Meanwhile, after quitting the chat, Barney felt unexpectedly refreshed. He immediately called Rowan via video: