Novel & Cerita Himym Barney Quotes

The monster that live in my home, is evil with a black heart. Barry was putting his clothes on then he look at me with a smile on his face then he spoke “You have some good pussy, I cannot get enough of it. I know that will have to end one day. You will find someone who will love you, so I did him a favor I broke you in, trust me he will thank me” He gave me a wink and open my door, and walk out of my room.

“You’re a damn good bartender, Jay.” “And you’re a damn good kid,” he whispers, pocketing it gratefully. “Nick, get over here already!” Jimmy shouts. “I was trying to remember… What was that thing your old man used to say about--?” “Shit, Jimmy, I know you idolized the bastard, but he’s rolling in his grave tonight, hearing the way you fuck up stories you weren’t even there for.”