Holiday Humor Quotes

Anerix's weekend holiday in the resort with his friends turned into the worst nightmare of his life. When he woke up from his hour-long nap in the pool, he eventually realized that his friends have left him alone. After hours of searching, his anxiety worsened after realizing that there were no humans in the entire resort but him. When he thought things couldn't get worse Anerix heard a bizarre noise enough to terrify him. He wanted to escape this ominous place. All he wishes is to escape this sinister place and reunite with his lost friends.

How cruel a world is when you're being forced on marrying someone you avoided after getting cheated on from someone you thought was the one? Can they be compatible? Will they be able to reconnect? :)

Dahil sa pagpapakalat niya ng exposed photo ng dalawang lalaking naghahalikan, nauwi ito sa kasalan. Si Isobel Ituraldez, pasaway na anak at tagapagmana ng Raldez Corporation, ay kilala sa pagiging rebelde at sanhi ng stress ng kanyang ama. Samantalang si Alejandro Talleno, CEO ng Cagel Talleno Logistics, ay hinahangaan ng maraming babae. Ngunit dahil sa iskandalong kumalat, naapektuhan ang kanyang reputasyon. Isang gabi, aksidenteng nagkita sila sa hotel. Pareho silang lasing at nagkatapat. Kinausap siya nito tungkol sa iskandalo, ipinaliwanag na biro lamang iyon kasama ang kaibigan niyang lalaki. Imbes humingi ng tawad, iginiit ni Isobel na bakla siya dahil sa malambot nitong kilos. Dala ng kalasingan, hinamon niya itong halikan at buntisin siya kung tunay na lalaki ito. Sa kaguluhan, natumba sila at nagpatong ang katawan. Hindi napigilan ni Alejandro ang sarili, hinawakan nito ang bewang para pigilan tumayo. Sisigaw sana ito ng bakla nang hinalikan niya ito at nauwi sa pagtatalik. Nagising si Isobel, nagmamadaling umalis. Ngunit naalala ng binata ang lahat at nagkaroon ng interes na hanapin siya. Paulit-ulit niya itong pinuntahan sa kompanya, ngunit iniiwasan siya nito. Kaya tinarget niya ang ama nito, nag-alok ng suporta sa naluluging negosyo kapalit ng kasal nila. Mabilis na napapayag si Mr. Ituraldez dahil din sa atraso ng anak. Matapos ang kasal, nawalan ng kapangyarihan si Isobel. Sa gabi, ginagapang siya ni Alejandro at unti-unti ring bumigay sa romansa nito. Ngunit natuklasan niya na planado lahat, mula sa iskandalo. Ang kaibigan niya ay ispiya pala ni Alejandro upang makakuha ng personal na impormasyon sa pamilya nila. Ito ay bahagi ng paghihiganti dahil may kinalaman ang ama niya sa pagkamatay ng mga magulang ni Alejandro. Si Isobel ang naging target niya para sirain, pero sa huli nahulog siya rito. Pipiliin ba niya ang plano ng paghihiganti o ang tunay na damdamin?

Siya ay isang Pilipinang psychiatrist, naniniwala na ang mga karamdaman sa pag-iisip ay pangunahing sanhi ng mga biyolohikal at henetikong pagkakamali. Ngunit, ipinagpaliban niya ang kanyang karera upang magsilbing pansamantalang CEO ng Del Fuego Industries. Pero paano kung ang lalaking kanyang binu-bully noon ay muling lumitaw at nag-aalok ng kanyang tulong? Tatanggapin ba niya ito, o pipiliin niyang balewalain ito?

Katrina harus menelan pil pahit kehidupan saat sang Bunda membawanya pindah ke Surabaya hanya demi memisahkan dirinya dengan kekasihnya Reyhan. Hubungan mereka tidak direstui karena mereka berbeda agama. Katrina beragama Katolik, sedangkan Reyhan seorang muslim. Sepuluh tahun berlalu, mereka kembali dipertemukan. Tapi sayangnya, Reyhan yang saat itu berdiri dihadapan Katrina justru tidak mengenali Katrina yang telah menjadi seorang muallaf dan bercadar. Terpisah selama sepuluh tahun tidak membuat mereka saling lupa. Cinta mereka tetap terjaga, bahkan mereka saling mencari satu sama lain. Hingga akhirnya sesuatu terjadi. Jarak mereka begitu dekat, tapi sayangnya ada sebuah benang halus yang seakan memisahkan mereka. Sampai pada rencana perjodohan Katrina dengan seorang lelaki bernama Hardin yang merupakan sahabat Reyhan. Serta pengakuan Reyhan yang ingin menikahi Anggia, adik Hardin. Lantas, bagaimana akhir kisah cinta mereka? Akankah pencarian cinta Reyhan dan Katrina menemukan titik temu? Ataukah cinta Reyhan hanya akan tersembunyi dibalik cadar seorang Katrina? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka. ***** Nb : Kisah ini bertema Roman - Religi dan mengharu biru serta sarat akan pesan-pesan moral. Semoga bermanfaat bagi para pembaca... Happy reading...

Héléna est une femme qui fuit quelque chose - ou quelqu’un. Elle va rencontrer un homme qui va changer sa vie. Un autre, qu’elle pensait ne jamais revoir, refera surface. Son pouvoir est une menace pour certains, une chance pour d’autres. Les choix vont êtres difficiles. Les conséquences ? Incertaines. Parviendra-t-elle a regagner sa liberté ?

“Isang fake na relasyon. Isang tunay na kilig. Paano kung ang puso ang unang bumigay?” Hindi inakala ni Luna Reyes na ang simpleng pagtatrabaho sa isang coffee shop ay mauuwi sa viral na love story—at hindi rin niya inakalang billionaire pala ang tinapunan niya ng kape. Enter Ethan Villareal—isang mysterious, drop-dead gorgeous CEO na may sariling tech empire. Sa isang maling akala at trending video, napagkamalan silang magkasintahan ng publiko. Imbes na itama ang lahat, may alok si Ethan: pumayag na lang sa fake relationship kapalit ng tulong sa pangarap ni Luna—ang sarili niyang café. Walang commitment, walang feelings. Acting lang. Pero habang tumatagal ang palabas nila, parang hindi na scripted ang mga ngiti, hawak-kamay, at titig. At kung dati, kunwari lang ang kilig… ngayon, parang totoo na. Sa isang mundo kung saan lahat ay pwedeng pekein, paano kung ang puso nila ang maging totoo?

The only audible sounds for the next few minutes were the platters of rain against the window and our heavy breathing. I saw him walk his naked ass to the bedside drawer, returning with a document in his hands. "What's this?", I questioned as I reluctantly took it from him. "A contract you need to sign to live." I grew silent as I read through the document. "If you sign that, you're going to be mine and mine alone. I'm going to have you whenever I want, and do with you whatever I please. In return, your father gets to live." *** Sofia's miserable life even darker when she is forced to be the payment for her father's debt to the most ruthless Mafia Lord in the city. Enzo had just one taste of her from a one night stand, and now he can't get her off his head. To keep her close he makes her sign a contract - BE MY SEX DOLL, AND IN RETURN, YOUR FATHER GETS TO LIVE. How long will the lustful contract hold? How will Sofia survive when she's suddenly exposed to the dark rollercoaster of Enzo's underworld? Will she keep being his private prostitute, or will there ever be an unlikely spark of love and desire?

When the Sanchez clan was on the verge of vanishing in the Mafia world, Adira Dawn Sanchez, tightened the line, protecting her falling clan. After all the attacks from big clans, trying to erase them, the fierce and fearless Adira managed to carry the Sanchez.  However, the two desperate brothers: Oliver and Otis Oliveros, came into the picture with the motive to kill Adira in order to erase the Sanchez. Having their own plans, they chased after Adira.  When Adira is looking for a bodyguard, Oliver sees his chance to enter the cave of Sanchez, while Otis befriends Adira.  But, what would the two of them do when instead of killing her, they ended up falling for her? How would Oliver kill Adira Sanchez when she was captivated by her? Playing the role as Adira’s bodyguard, Oliver ended up guarding her heart instead of ending her life. 

He shattered her heart to avenge a past that wasn’t hers. Now he desires her in his bed—as his wife. Marceline Valino once believed in love. She gave her heart—and her innocence—to Cross Dejava, the boy who whispered promises in the dark, igniting dreams of a forever that felt so real. But by morning, her world was left in ruins. Private photos were leaked, her name dragged through the mud, and at the eye of the storm? Cross, smirking, cold, and ruthless. “You mean nothing to me,” he said, delivering a blow that would leave scars. “You’re just the bastard daughter of my father’s mistress.” His vengeance had never aimed at her heart; it was meant to punish the daughter for her mother’s sins—an ex-lover who had torn his family apart. Pregnant and abandoned, Marceline begged for mercy, but all she received was the echo of his silence. When she lost the child, she lost every last piece of the girl she used to be. Now, five years later, she’s preparing to return—broke, desperate, and willing to do anything to save her ailing mother. Anything… except this. Because the man extending a lifeline isn’t a savior. It’s Cross. And he has no desire for her heartfelt apologies; he craves her complete submission. A contract marriage awaits her. No love. No escape. No mercy. But Marceline isn’t the naive girl he once broke. She’s a woman who has risen from the ashes, ready to play his game. And as the pieces of their lives fall into place, she’s determining when—exactly—she will ignite a fire that could burn it all down. The future promises a reckoning, and she's preparing to seize it.