Holy Shit Meme

What if isang araw magising ka na buntis ka na pala? Nabuntis ka na hindi mo alam kung paano? Paanong nangyari kung isa kang birhen? Never been touched, never been kissed and never ever had s*x? Is it impossibe? Meet Edelyn Sanchez, a common teen girl who love to read books. She is a type of a girl na hindi palagala, walang interest sa pag-ibig lalo na sa mga lalaki at laging nakatuon lamang sa kaniyang pag-aaral dahil sa iniingatang scholarship. Her life went well, not until something strange happened to her. Nagising na lamang siya na hindi niya naiintindihan ang mga ginagawa niya. She's not stupid, she knows kung ano'ng nangyayari sa kaniya but there's a big question mark on her head. Bakit nangyayari to sa kaniya? Is it impossible to got pregnant if you are one hundred percent holy? If she's pregnant, then who's the possible stranger father?

Naalimpungatan ako dahil, sa sinag ng araw na tumatama sa muka. "Shit!" Mura ko dahil pakiramdam ko parang binugbog ang katawan ko sa sobrang sakit. Tamang babangon ako ng ma pansin Ko na hindi ko ito kwarto. Bumaba ang tingin ko sa katawan Ko na hubad at tanging kumot lang ang naka takip. "Mygod my virginity." naiiyak na bulong ko sa sarili ko. "Bwiset sino to?" Naguguluhang tanong ko sa katabi Ko na mahimbing na natutulog Kita sa muka nito na gwapo siya kahit pa nakapikit siya. Paika ika akong tumayo at sinuot ang puting polo niya. Wala ko sa sariling lumabas ng condo at deretsyong lumabas ng entrance para makasakay pauwi. Nandidiri ako sa sarili ko ibinigay ko ang pinakainingatan ko sa lalaking hindi ko naman kilala. Hanggang sa maka uwi ako ng condo ko wala parin ako sa sarili. Pumunta ako ang banyo at nanghihinang binuksan ang shower. Sunod sunod ang pagpatak ng luha ko wala na naisuko kona pano Kong mag bunga yon anong gagawin ko? Kasalanan to ng demonyo kong ex at kaibigan ko. Kong Hindi nila ko niloko Hindi hahantong sa ganto na makakarating ako ng bar at ma isusuko ang pinaka iingatan ko sa hindi ko kilala. Sobra ang ginawa Kong pag hilod sa katawan ko dahil sa pandidiring nararamdaman ko Natigilan ako ng maalala ang isang bagay. Pano Kong mag bunga ang gabing isang pagkakamali lang naman?

Love and serious relationship wasn't part of a twenty two years old Tanya Margarette Morales' plan in life. Study, graduate college, and work in their company, iyon lang plano niya. Kaya nang dumating sa buhay niya si Sixto Achilles Altamirano, a twenty seven years old best friend of her cousin - Alfred James Morales, her dark grey world became red and became dark grey again when shit happens unexpectedly.

Lance Angelo Reynolds got his heart broken by loving a woman who isn't meant for him. And this is the reason why he doesn't believe in love anymore. He will just enjoy his single life by flirting and going out with different women without any strings attached because love is just a shit for him. But fate has other plan for him when his world collided with the feisty Dr. Rhian Leigh Acozta. Everything in his life changed including his perception about love.

WARNING: CONTAINS MATURED CONTENT. Please be guided accordingly. *** Love is a piece shit, that's what Bea Compassion believes. She thought that marriage will end happily ever after not until her fiancee didn't show up on the day of their wedding. And the jerk even sends a note saying that "SORRY, BE HAPPY." With all the gasps and disbelief sounds of the guests, she ran away from the church where many people witnessed her unsuccessful wedding, thanks to her fiancee. She's too broken at that day and she cried a thousand tears because of her asshole ex-fiancee. Remembering those years, Bea learned her lesson. Men are all the same, they are all jerks and assholes. She doesn't want to experience that kind of pain again, to do that, she will protect her heart using her brain. She became numb and an untouchable person Three years have passed and she became A BITTER WOMAN. Can someone from the past melt her frozen heart?

As a faithful child of God, Serene Mariah Halillo always obeys what is written on the bible. She never did ungrateful things for the rest of her life. Her actions were always depends on what is written on the holy bible. She never committed unholy things. At least, that's what she thought. Because she met Isaiah, a man with a life without direction and nothingness. She commenced having a life with the bad-habited guy beside her that made her unravel the truths of her reality. But then, how could she be glorified, if she loved a man outside her preferences and God's? How could she be forgiven if she enjoys the romantic turn she experience with the man that all lies under a clear sky?

"Oh Shit!! Lihat saja, nyawamu akan melayang dengan segera. Berani bermain denganku, ibarat menjemput kematianmu!" Mengisahkan gadis 'Mafia' yang terkesan mengerikan di kawasan Britania Raya. Gadis cantik, genius, akrab dengan sekitar, serta terkesan dingin. Namun, apa? Semua itu, hanyalah tameng untuk menutupi berbagai macam kekejamannya. Menggeluti dunia legal dan ilegal, mendorong dia untuk melakukan apa pun semaunya. Mengeksekusi pengkhianat, mengelabui musuh, serta menghancurkan penghalang dalam bisnisnya, sudah tidak asing dalam diri gadis tersebut. Tak lupa, ribuan anak buah yang setia membantu kinerja hitamnya. Siapakah gadis itu, dan apakah penyebabnya? Apakah ada dendam yang belum tersampaikan, atau ada alasan lain yang masih merasuki jiwanya?

One of the most famous and successful C.E.O in town is lost to his friends. In able to to the bet, they dared him to play and have a one-night stand with his secretary. Since Aslan Yael Lewis is craving sex, he played with his Goddess Aphrodite secretary- Tatiana Morgan. Being her secretary is torture for him every day because of its attitude he can never handle. Although she is still his secretary, his employees were jealous of her even after she was hired. Who wouldn't be jealous of a simple yet glamorous face? She will pass as a model but she still chooses to be the bachelor's secretary. Well played by him, intoxicatingly. Is happy ever after did exist? Still, he's holding on even if he's a mess. Is it called love or was it just a bet? Is it happy ever after full of shit?

"You're mine, Celestine. No one could ever have you other than me, remember that. You're already married to me. That means you're forever stuck to the man you called a devil. You're forever stuck in the devil's arms, Celestine. With no other way out, but death." *** Holy Celestine Marquez is the epitome of beauty, kindness, and brain. She was dubbed to be an angel in her university, not just because of her face, but because of her attitude. Kahit yata lamok ay hindi nito kayang patayin. Even her father thought that she's too innocent for this world, kaya naman nang sabihin ni Holy na gusto niyang maging madre pagkatapos niyang mag-kolehiyo ay hindi na siya pinigilan pa ng kaniyang Ama. Eros Hunter Salvatore is a devil himself. A successful billionaire na talagang hinahabol ng mga kababaihan. Not only that, he's also a know drag racer na siyang dahilan kung bakit mas lalong humahaba ang pila sa kaniya. Pero wala ni-isang babae ang nakalapit sa kaniya ng sobra lalo na at napaka-ikli lang pasensiya niya at madalas ay parang bulkang nag-aalburoto. Well, he wouldn't be called a devil for nothing. Paano kung mag-tagpo ang landas ng dalawang taong parehong magka-ibang magka-iba nang hindi nila inaakalang pareho? Paano kung mapilitan si Holy na pumirma ng isang kontrata na inilahad ni Eros upang mabayaran ang pagkaka-utang ng kaniyang kapatid rito? Mapipigilan pa kaya ni Eros si Holy sa pagpasok nito sa kumbento? Will it be possible for love to grow? Paano kung... isang malaking kasinungalingan lang pala ang lahat? Kakayanin kaya ni Holy ang mga sekretong malalaman niya? Love, betrayal, and a broken heart. Those are just one of the things that you'll experience once you fall in love. Are you still willing to be stuck in the devil's... arms?