How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“No, no, nothing like that. I could give it up anytime I wanted. But, you bring back one member of a family, and you want the whole set.”
I had thought for a moment necromancy had some effect on the body like crack. A surge of endorphins every time you returned a corpse to the land of the living. Turned out it was a much worse kind of addiction. He was like one of those people who collect Hummel figurines. It was a sickness.
“So, you aren’t planning on using your army of the undead to cause death and destruction?”
“Heavens, no. Think of the damage. They’re all in excellent condition, you know. I keep them very well maintained.”