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Devin King was my first—well, everything. They say you never forget your first. Whoever said that was right because no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get him out of my head or my heart. I foolishly thought my heart wouldn’t miss what it couldn’t see, but I was wrong because I never forgot, not for one moment. You’re not supposed to kiss your best friend. You’re not supposed to give your virginities to one another, either—but we did. We were kids, teenagers, full of hormones and mixed emotions, but it felt right. He was the first boy to kiss me, the first boy to touch me and taste me in a way only a lover would. “Say you want to be mine….” He whispered while I shook in his arms. And I did. And then he wrecked me. After I trusted him and gave myself to him, he disappeared, left me in my , the scent of him still lingering on my skin, the taste of his kiss still fresh on my lips. He left me after the amazing night we shared after we became one another’s and disappeared without a word. Until one day ten years later he pops up like a rash as the newly appointed CEO of our firm. Was I shocked to see him standing in the office after a decade? Yes. Did I almost faint? Hell yes. My heart may have melted a little when he smiled right at me, but he wouldn’t ever know that—because I hated him. But here I am, the VP of an established publication firm standing in the CEO’s office handcuffed to the pompous face. Why are we handcuffed you ask? Well, that's a funny story...

To Dove Carmicheal, the thought of Hell and Demons were along the same lines as flying pigs and Hogwarts. But then Fate thought it would be funny to shove the evidence in her face in the form of a wicked deadly sin, a kidnapping, and the Devil himself. MATURE SCENES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

ASTRID YU, a washed-up, burnt-out former child actress, starts a YouTube vlog in an attempt to stay relevant in PH mainstream media. She collaborates with a local coffee shop, Brew Blends, so she could make her content for one of her vlog's many series (“Be a Barista with Me!"). However, she gains a following for all the wrong reasons—her viewers ship her with the coffee shop's owner, ENRIQUE LEE. Which would've been fine… if he hadn't been the infamous high school sweetheart she left behind for the sake of her acting career. Not to mention that after all this time, Astrid is still deeply in love with him. And Lee? Well, Lee hates her guts.

Mara Wolfe has clawed her way from humble beginnings to the top of the city’s legal world, building a prestigious law firm brick by brick-while hiding her true nature as a chubby, fiercely intelligent werewolf. Her world shatters when she uncovers her husband’s betrayal: he’s plotting to siphon her hard-earned fortune with the help of his cunning, much younger assistant. Refusing to become a victim, Mara unleashes her sharpest instincts-both human and lupine-to turn the tables. Just as she sets her trap, an enigmatic new associate, Lucas, offers his help. His price? Just one date. But Lucas is more than he seems, and his unexpected loyalty forces Mara to confront what she truly wants from life and love. As secrets unravel and loyalties shift, Mara must decide whether vengeance or vulnerability will define her future. In the end, when a woman becomes the queen of her fate, she always has the chance to rewrite her love story.

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: This book contains scenes of psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, explicit content, and morally gray characters. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Not for the faint of heart. 🔞‼️ Cassandra Jenkins was blackmailed into marrying Trovian Blackwood to shield her sister from her father’s brutal brand of control. On the surface, she looks like a pawn. A delicate, obedient bride in a designer cage. But behind her silence is a woman quietly plotting. Trovian, ruthless and ice-blooded, believes Cassandra is her father's latest puppet. He wants vengeance, not vows. Every glance is a power play. Every touch is a calculated punishment. He makes her pay for sins she didn’t commit. But the more he watches her… The more he realizes that she’s hiding fire beneath her bruised loyalty. Their marriage becomes a battlefield of cruel words, broken trust, and tension so thick it borders on violence. Yet somewhere between the hate and the hurt, desire creeps in. Dark. Twisted. Addictive. When enemies from the shadows rise, Cassandra and Trovian must decide— Will they destroy each other? Or become the kind of monsters willing to burn the world down together?

Kate Ashlan avait renoncé à sa fortune familiale et son statut d'héritière, en se mariant à l'homme qui lui avait sauvé la vie, elle en était tombé amoureuse, ils se sont mariés par la demande de son grand-père sur son lit de mort, pendant que Ryan Miller ignorait sa véritable identité, car elle ne voulait en aucun cas paraître supérieure à son homme, et briser sa fierté, lui qui essayait tant bien que mal de sauver son entreprise qui était en faillite. Après 5 ans de mariage, il s'est avéré que son mari l'avait trompé avec sa meilleure ami, se sentant méprisé et trahi par l'homme qu'il aimait, elle décida de divorcer et reprendre sa vie d'avant, 4 ans plus tard, elle revient en tant qu'unique héritière et PDG du groupe Ashlan. Comment réagirait son ex mari, en apprenant que son ex femme est de retour, et de plus, sur une autre identité ? Leur amour va-t-il se raviver ? va-t-elle lui pardonner son infidélité d'autrefois, ou l'ignorer?

“I searched for you everywhere, Marissa. I hired the best investigators. I realized too late that I needed you in my life. And now that you are here, I cannot let you go.” His voice was weak. His eyes were desperate. And the desperation only made me feel more satisfied than I had in years. I could walk away and let Tristan’s perfect world fall apart. Or I could stay. Crush the empire my sweat was built on, watch Tristan wallow in pain as his world crumbles. I could become the queen of the game he started ten years ago. ********** Marissa, a plus sized lady, was once the talented designer whose creativity turned her husband’s company into a success. Tristan hid her because he was ashamed of her size, stole her work, and even named her designs after his lover. That same night, she lost her pregnancy. Now, ten years later, the empire he built was sinking. But Marissa? She returned stronger, more beautiful, and fearless. When the man who broke her begins to beg, will Marissa forgive him or turn the game to her playground where Tristan will face the worst kind of pain than she ever did?

Pernikahanku diuji lewat suami dan keluarganya. Aku dan anakku diabaikan, suamiku lebih memilih memberi perhatian pada dua keponakan kembarnya. Alasannya karena mereka sudah kehilangan sosok ayah. Gila bukan? Dia menjadi pahlawan untuk kedua keponakannya, tapi malah menjadi penjahat untuk anak kandungnya sendiri. Menurut kalian, apa aku harus tetap bertahan atau pergi meninggalkannya?

Alisa, seorang gadis miskin yang terpaksa bekerja paruh waktu sebagai pemandu karaoke di sebuah klub malam, demi untuk bisa bersekolah dan menyambung hidupnya. Pertemuan tidak sengaja dengan seorang pengusaha sukses yang tampan, mapan namun sangat dingin, Tuan Malik, di klub tempat ia bekerja justru menjadikannya berakhir tinggal bersama sebagai anak asuhnya. Didalam satu atap, banyak hal yang terjadi disana. Selain masalah, benih-benih cinta pun mulai bersemi diantara keduanya. Apa yang akan terjadi antara mereka? Simak terus kelanjutannya!

Pernikahan Safira nyaris batal karena pengkhianatan sang tunangan. Demi menjaga nama baiknya, ia terpaksa menerima saat harus dinikahkan dengan sopir pribadi pilihan ayahnya. Tak ada yang tahu, jika pria itu adalah putra tunggal sang pewaris besar yang memilih kabur dari perjodohan. Dikelilingi luka, penolakan, dan cinta masa lalu yang belum usai, serta intrik perebutan harta, mampukah Safira menjadikan rumah tangganya tempat yang penuh cinta, bukan hanya pelarian semata?