Humorous Books Adults Novels & Stories

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

"Sir Flufftail, armed with nothing but a spoon and an oversized helmet, declared loudly, 'Fear not, dear citizens! I shall conquer the pudding monster!' before promptly falling face-first into a bowl of raspberry jelly." I couldn't remember the last time I'd laughed like that real, belly-aching laughter that made my eyes water. Sinking deeper into a cozy chair, the book still clutched in my hands, a smile stretched across my face until eventually, without realizing it, I drifted off to sleep.

I said, "I'll show you." I got off the couch, went back to my bedroom, and grabbed the iPad. I'd long since surfed away from what I'd been reading, so I navigated to the front page of the site and handed it to my sister. Her eyes went wide. "Erotic literature?" "It sounds fancier than it is," I said, "It's just dirty stories. Word smut. But it works for me. I guess it kind of gives me the best of both worlds. The stories are hot, but they also engage my imagination. I'm sorry. I hope this isn't creepy. Maybe I shouldn't have shown you this."

I couldn't control myself anymore and laughed hard at his face. "O...look at your face...you...you couldn't take my joke lightly...i was kidding okay... And on a serious note, i just put in action what i have read..." I confessed truly this time. "Hell you and your silly jokes...never repeat the one...actually i am surprised more on your confession as i never knew you would be reading such stuff..." He said amusingly. "I have read many adult novels. And you're saying as if you never read such stuffs" i said pouting my lips.

My first stop was the romance section, hoping to find a few good books to take back to my room for some relaxing reading. As I scanned the titles, one in particular caught my eye: The Toad and Her Man. The title alone made me burst into laughter. It was so absurdly funny that I couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought of what the story might entail. I decided to add it to my growing stack of books.

I took a big drink. "It gets very adult from here on." Molly leaned over and whispered in my ear. "A real-life version of My Best Friend's Dad?" Referring to the sex/romance book we were both reading. She leaned back. I turned and put my mouth next to her ear. "Wetter, harder, and true." I felt her quiver. I leaned back and looked at her. She was already opening and closing her legs. "Please. I'm dying to hear."

Luckily it was still in my reach, and in no time, I looked at the cover. “Wilhelm Gray,” I snorted, admiring the author. “You read him too?” I looked to the side, seeing Rael slightly surprised, and if I dared say, intrigued. I looked back at the book in my hand before I nodded. “Of course! His books were a big part of my childhood." From his pleasant mix of comedies and adventure, each book he made stripped away the human condition, alluding to the deeper realities through playful fantasy-like or mystery worlds. They taught me lessons I kept till date, and I was sure even now I could still enjoy it.

They were very much on board! We went back to the bungalow to drop off the luggage and let Sandy and Joe freshen up, and then Lana took us all to a big "adult superstore." It had everything an open minded adult could want, from p**n DVDs to dildos, from nipple clamps to butt plugs, and from video-viewing booths where one could jerk off in private, to a small adult theater where, apparently, public sex was not only welcome, but encouraged. But Lana had brought us there on a mission ... well, the women, anyway. As Joe and I looked around the rest of the store, the women went into the naughty-lingerie section.

I slowed down the moment I heard Gabriel's voice. "You guys don't get it, I tried....like really did..." "So why did you dump her then?" Gabriel took a sip from his cup before shaking his head. "Bro...she was terrible. She sucks at sex, and I don't enjoy her pussy one bit." Then Gabriel leaned against the couch with a disgusted look on his face. The boys around him burst out laughing. "And don't even get me started on the noises she makes during sex. Dude she sounds like a pig!" More laughter filled the room.

cursed Kyunghee was annoyed at Haekyo who was currently groaning in pain on the floor because he had just been hit by a few books that fell from the bookshelf in the lounge. Hana who saw this then immediately helped Haekyo to get up and sat the man on a chair. "I-I'm so-sorry. I stumbled on the carpet while I was picking up the story book," said Haekyo feeling guilty while pointing to a thick gray book containing a collection of fairy tales. “You idiot. How old are you now that you still like reading children's stories full of deceit like that. You should read stock charts or business books. You idiot!" shouted Kyunghee is merciless.