Humorous Books Adults Novels & Stories

It’s a good thing I know someone. “The thickness of the book is bad isn’t it? I fell asleep while reading. “I looked at that book. It’s not too thick, just right. “Yeah.” That’s all I answered because they might say I’m arrogant. Larissa managed to change the atmosphere with her silly jokes. He always joins me. So I’m just laughing too.

Since it was Saturday, people were huddled in the corners, queuing up at the reception to borrow books and running their hands through the cracked spines of various books. I kept down my stack and started sorting them out with different categories. He was whistling as he followed suit, commenting on a few of the erotic and romance literature, making me give him a deadpan stare. He was twenty-four but acted like a horny teenager most of the time. “What? Why are you acting like you have never read stuff like this or watched p**n?” I remained silent, going through the books. He slammed a book down, making me wince, and turned me around to face him, his hands on my shoulders.

My adult baby was ignoring me. At least his wounds had been tended to, so I left him to rest and went back to my room to check on my actual children. My boys were sleeping peacefully and, when I was away from Colin, I cracked a grin. Then I started to laugh. Colin’s face had looked so funny, his adult looks contorted into a boyish expression and his voice coming out childish. I shouldn’t have laughed at him, not when he had a health condition – but I couldn’t stop.

I search her eyes for honesty. She’s not joking or messing with me, I can tell. She looks tired, but happy. “Not for a second.” She hugs me to her tight. “Your dad is the best thing that ever happened to me. Look at the wonderful children he gave me.” I snort over her shoulder. “Yeah. One that cusses like a sailor and another one who lights hospitals on fire.” “Guess what boring is,” she says. “What?” I’m confused. “Guess what boring is,” she says again. “I don’t know. What’s boring?”

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“More self-help books about overcoming the things he would consider most humiliating, in conjunction with supplies to help him improve. Adult bedwetting literature with boxes of diapers; books on how to pleasure your unsatisfied lover along with penis enhancement pills; feminization porn along with frilly dresses and sex toys. “You’re a bloody genius.” Roger praises, laughing out loud. “And the best part is that you know he’s not even going to be the one opening the boxes. His servants will deliver everything to him unwrapped. Before long rumors about his embarrassing problems will be all over the pack.” “Exactly.” I giggle, more than a little proud of myself.

“No… that’s not… I’m not—” “Shh.” I reached out and gently brushed a strand of hair from her face. “I remember how wet I got the first time I watched someone fuck. The way his cock looked sliding in and out… the sounds… the way her body shook when she came.” I let my voice drop lower. “You’re thinking about it right now, aren’t you? Professor Harlan’s thick cock stretching me open, pounding deep while I dripped all over his desk.” She swallowed hard, her breathing getting faster, but she didn’t move away.

The Story of Russell and Samantha: NOTE, THIS EPISODE IS TAKEN FROM 'NOT YOUR AVERAGE GEEK', A STORY BY THE SAME AUTHOR CURRENTLY LEFT ON-HOLD. ***** I woke up drenched in sweat. It's almost November, yet California weather is as always; unpredictable.

I glared at him, and he noticed it. “What?” he asked innocently but a smirk is very evident on his lips. “What’s funny?” I asked really mad. He raised a brow; amusement is in his eyes. “I am reading a funny book,” he said. My eyes went down to his book, and it was really scientific so why the hell a funny topic would be there? He’s annoying. I just rolled my eyes and walked out to find a fine book that I can read. I stopped in the history section and stared at the books and without noticing I am now smiling.