Humorous Picture Quotes Novels & Stories

) I can see you’re into bets and deals, so just as promised, here are some pictures of me in return. (Please don’t call me hot, I’ve heard it many times before, and I always get embarrassed whenever someone praises me for my looks😓) (Ps. I see we’re back to the emojis again.) Marvin —

I can't even get my eyes to focus, and now I'm freaking out! "What a delightful message to wake up to." He had placed a laughing emoji which brightened the content. "What a delightful message to wake up to." I wanted him to get in touch with me, but not if it was to criticize me in any way, so I hope he can see the humor in this situation.

"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere." He snorts. "They look because you're cute..." "No, trust me, they are probably wondering about our sex life. You've seen the hamster eating a banana picture?" Nathan chokes on laughter behind me. "Oh, I have, but... I find it kind of hot. I mean, you're fun-sized." "Fun-sized?"

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

She smiled and said as she started to water the paint with her fingers. “This is not fair. Only you can see me.” And seconds after saying that, a photo of him arrived. She thought it would be a completely erotic photo, but instead, it was a photo of him sitting perfectly upright and with a fearful face, and his innocent child face made her laugh a lot. The joke was such that she could not concentrate. She laughed so hard that she fell off her bench and onto the floor. “I want to do that. But not like that. This is just torture,” she heard Samuel say.

She ran her hand on the huge portrait while slurring her words. I got up from the couch and walked up to her. "Where is the toilet? " She addressed my portrait. "Please tell me, I promise that if you tell me then I won't ever argue with you. " She put out her pinky finger then burped. I cleared my throat and I chuckled and she turned to face me. A cute pout had curled on her lips. "Why --are you laughing at me? " She poked her finger against my chest. "Because you are funny and obviously drunk. "

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

I was gasping for air when he spoke up again. "What's the cute ship called?" I raised my eyebrows. My grin couldn't be removed while thinking. "What?" "Cute boat.” We laughed together. His face is really hilarious! Imagine someone as muscular as him throwing nasty jokes. Lol! "There's more!" he said, tasting more. "Oh you have so many pockets..." He smirked. "What does a broom car sound like?" My lips immediately parted. I paused and thought. "Huh? Witch?!" He roared with laughter.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Do you eat pearl millet chapati? Even though his jokes were weird, I felt his weird sense of humor and it was putting me in a good mood. Jacqueline: No. Remo: Are you making fun of me? A poor person? Jacqueline: Shut up! Remo: oh. I did my Shirt Up. What do you want to do to me? Huh? Jacqueline: Ugh! Remo: It is not like I would hate whatever you would do to me. Jacqueline: Even if I cut you with a knife?