Humorous Romance Novels & Stories

, he said as he looked at me, a little bit of resentment still on his face. “ Oh, so you are the dramatic type?”, I asked, trying to lift the mood. “ It's not being dramatic, it's being romantic. Why am I even telling you that? You'd never understand, would you? You're not the romantic type”. “ Says who? Even the students at your school will vote me as the most romantic man that ever lived”, I said sarcastically and we both laughed. My heart skipped a beat - Hunter laughed, genuinely, because of me?

I have an issue with beer for brunch, I guess, but at least I have something to do with my hands, which is better than slapping stupid faces of bimbo girls. Hannah Hootersville is here now, running her fingers all over Mick’s chest as she talks softly to him and smiles like a dingbat. I can’t take any more of it. Ten seconds and I’m ready to snap. “Are you blind?” I ask her leaning over and saying it loud enough so that Mick and Colin can hear too.

Cassandra laughed again, "You are one big teddy bear Dennis. You don't expect me to be soft, if I do, this company won't be where it is now and of course, my workers will misbehave and do as they like because they know that they have a soft hearted boss. But when they know how Stern and business minded their boss is, they won't dare to do anything nasty" Dennis smirked, "Do you mean something nasty like this? '' He dragged her close to him and placed kisses on her neck. Cassandra laughed hard and tried to push him away but Dennis didn't stop, her laughs brought so much delight to his heart. "Just get the hell away from me Dennis" she said and pushed him away with her face filled with smiles.

My brows narrowed in confusion after listening to his words. “What do you mean?” “I mean that you’re seriously busy in the extra class of romance with me.” He spoke, yanking me to him by snaking his arm around my waist. “You’re crazy, Jonathan.” I slightly hit his chest, and we both laughed. ‘I love the way how easily he changed my mood and made me laugh. I just love him so much.’ I wondered and lost myself in his soothing laughter. “I love you.” He wrapped me in his warm arms and kissed my forehead.

"You're still young and may not fully understand the entertainment industry. Who watches art films these days? "Investing in his script would be a waste of money. Nowadays, everyone loves popular stars and light-hearted romantic stories. "At Starshine Entertainment, we excel in this area. Instead of throwing your money away, why not invest in my urban romance drama? It has a low budget, and we've even cast some of the hottest—" "Are you lecturing me?" Hannah coldly interrupted him. Henry's speech was cut off abruptly. Despite her age, Hannah exuded an intimidating air that left him momentarily stunned, and he dared not push further.

“You know what? If there were an award for being a fool and a martyr wife, you’d probably be one of the nominees.” I laughed softly at what she said and shook my head. “I hate you,” I said, pouting once again. Gemma grinned. “But my husband loves me.” I pouted even more. “You really are a good friend, aren’t you?” I said sarcastically. “Instead of cheering me up, you’re just bringing me down. So much for being a best friend.” Gemma laughed out loud. “I’m just telling the truth. My husband really loves me.”

My best friend liked it instantly. [Congrats, Director Thornton. Welcome to freedom!] I was promoted to the position of finance director in my company. I bought my own home, and I had a cat. After everything I had been through, I finally understood that loving myself was where lifelong romance would truly begin.

Their hollow eyes made my skin crawl. "Exchange your vows." The ghost bride slowly lowered her head toward me. In that instant, a small piece of skull slipped loose from the side of her forehead and fell. Right then, I heard the system notification: [Ding! Congratulations on successfully selecting your target: Ximena Ferguson.] [Target has gifted you a blood-red formal suit. It has been added to your inventory. Bonus reward: one universal glue.] [Please remove the nail from Ximena's head and use the universal glue to repair her skull to increase intimacy.]

25 March 1820 Rome, Italy Jacob was lounging on a chair and Mrs. Valentina Lombardi, the most sought after courtesan in Rome was sprawled on his lap, her lush body pressed to his as she tried to coax a reaction out of him. He knew all the other men watching him envied him. But for the life of him, he couldn't muster any enthusiasm for the act. Instead of finding her perfume enticing, he found it cloying. The smoke from the cigars made him feel suffocated.

Jen sarcastically said. "The lid is the problem but not my fault, okay?" Loki muttered. Jen just steal her cup and close it with a lid quickly. "you are a weakling girl" Jen teased while giving back her shake drink. A woman started to smile and said "It’s looked like you both loved each other" . "Of course I loved him, though he keeps roasting me a lot. I accepted the way he is and I loved him" Loki confidently said. Jen began to pinched twice on her waist, while he was showing his embarrassing face. Jen hid his smiled with left hand.