Humorous Romance Novels & Stories

"Oh, how was your date earlier?" "She's boring to talk to, she has no sense of humor! If she's the girl I'm gonna marry tsk, no thanks. Even if he's a man, I still don't want her. I think I'll die because she's so boring." He said and I laughed. "I hope you told that girl how boring she was," I said and lay down on his bed. We are now in his room and he is just sitting on the edge of the bed.

Her nagging ailment was soon gone. She opened the window and called out to him. Liam looked up and smiled at her. Liam climbed the trellis and entered her room through the window. They hugged each other tightly, both of them relishing in the feeling of finally being together. As soon as Liam entered the room, Penelope threw herself into his arms and they locked in a passionate kiss. Their lips met with a fierce intensity, both of them hungry for the other's touch. Penelope wrapped her arms around Liam's neck, pulling him closer as he deepened the kiss. Their tongues met, exploring each other's mouths as they lost themselves in the moment.

Paige blushed harder. Chris was nice to her sometimes but not always. He was a strange man, or maybe he lived by his emotions. If he were in a good mood, he would be nice to her. If he were in a sour mood, he would vent out on her. What a jerk! Gloria looked at Paige’s blushing cheeks, and realization struck. Chris and Paige were exactly like the male and female leads of a cliche love comedy. They were beautiful together. … At night, Paige and Chris returned home after work.

“There’s nothing I love more than spoiling you.” Vittoria felt her cheeks warm, and in response, she rested her head on his shoulder, intertwining her fingers with his. The movie started, but it quickly became mere background to their shared affection: soft kisses, gentle touches, and quiet giggles whenever Vincenzo made a quip about a dull scene. “How do you even like this stuff?” Vincenzo grumbled, almost rolling his eyes at a cheesy romantic scene. “The same way you guys love those blood-and-bullets flicks,” Vittoria shot back, amused, drawing a spontaneous laugh from Vincenzo.

“Oh, you’ve changed your attitude? Matthew, don’t scare me. I would rather believe that pigs could climb trees than you being genuine about this relationship!” “Just you wait. I’ll prove to you guys that my feelings are more authentic than a pearl!” “Oh, I’m so scared! Mrs. Henderson, I was joking just now. Mr. Henderson has always been a loyal partner. There aren’t any rumors of him cheating on his girlfriend. He’s the most loyal man in the world.” Everyone in the room burst out in laughter after that sentence. Matthew’s face reddened. He then punched that guy. “Do you believe that I’ll kick you down from upstairs?!”

I grouse. The back door suddenly opened and...what? Oh my gee! Gentle Aura!!! Are you...Are you kidding me? I flinched and moved backwards. My second super crush after Ryan - young and charming. Am I dreaming? He was standing in front of me. "Hey, were you hurt?" He asked in the mildest tone ever. Hold on, I thought he was grumpy? I bent my head, unable to look at him. The fragrance around him was sweet. He was dripping in gold.

I took my seat and then I erupted into laughter. "How bold that was, damn" He said to me as he sucked his lips in admiration. "You looked hot back there, I loved how fierce you looked" 'Goodness gracious' I certainly have impressed this one. I hope this sudden energy of mine doesn't get subdued. "You think so, you ain't mad at all?" I asked him. From his looks, I knew he wasn't mad at me, but I didn't wanted to seem ungrateful. It wasn't an intended mistake, certainly he did understood that.

I shut my eyes and moaned, loving the softness in my mouth. I heard him laugh softly and opened my eyes. He was looking at me with humor filled in his eyes. “What’s funny?” I asked with my mouth full. “You have a…uh.” He pointed at me. “What?” He rolled his eyes and leaned closer. My heart rate started to pick up when he closed in a little and raised his hand to my face. He brushed the back of his hand against my cheek, making me inaudibly gasp. I kept my eyes on his, staring deep into his eyes as they stayed on mine before they flickered to my lips. I swallowed when he placed the pad of his thumb against the side of my mouth and swiped slowly.