I'm Moving On, Belated Love
My girlfriend had spent three years chasing the one who got away.
The night before our wedding, the two of them trashed her bride's dress together.
I wanted to call it off. She just laughed it off.
"I only wanted to make sure I wouldn't regret my youth. From now on I'm all yours, so can't you be a little generous about it?"
So I turned around and prepared a grand gift for them instead, wishing them a lifetime of happiness.
Later, she came back crying, begging me to forgive her.
I held up my hand and let my wedding ring catch the light.
"Sorry. I'm married."