Novel & Cerita I Am Batman Meme

“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

Once, the darkness teased him while they were strolling in Taguig, told him that he had a ‘type’, making it seem like all the men he chose – and even the women he looked at – looks exactly like ‘him’. The same fluffy blackish-brown hair, the same soft pleading eyes, and the same rounded cheeks. That was awfully unfair. That wasn’t the darkness’ fault. The darkness only looked the way it did because he had given it that shape. He chose what he wanted to see, and he wanted to always see a shape of ‘him’. ‘Do you remember,’ he asked, ‘when only you were just darkness and shadows?’ ‘Jett,’ he chuckled as he replied in a deep voice, ‘I am the night. I am batman.’

He explained, a smirk slowly making its way to his face. "Wow, I think I have my own personal superhero, now I'm just wondering if you're the Flash or Batman?" She proudly said. Hearing that, he raised his eyebrows in confusion, "The flash I understand because I'm fast, but Batman, I don't." Scar giggled at his statement, "Alright, let me make it clear, Batman a.k.a Bruce Wayne is rich, like you." It took him a second before realizing what she said, "Oh, I get it now."

I still couldn't believe we kissed. I heard noises coming from outside my window. Okay don't panic. It might be a squirrel or Phoenix. I grabbed a bat that was under my bed and waited for wherever it was to attack it. A few seconds later the window opened and in walked none other than.. "Really, a bat?" Mallory asked. "I though you were a thief or an animal ready to eat me." I said as I put the bat under my bed. "The only one who will eat you is my brother." She smirked.

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I guess, playing this role that I lose my memory isn't a bad idea after all, I will get to see this other side of her and not only that Liam the pervert. "Who are you? Where am I?" I asked with my fake confused look. "I am Batman, you are Wonder Woman and we're married." Ok first. What the heck?! "What?" I asked through gritted teeth and held back myself to smack his head. "Kidding." He sighed and sat on the edge of the bed. "I'm Liam Ceyx, you're my wife and we have dozens of kids. We got into an accident two weeks ago while you're sucking my dick and now you're pretending that you don't know me?" He asked with a smirk on the corner of his lips. "You can't fool me, Hera."

The dashboard opened, revealing bundles of banknotes. She stopped and looked at him incredulously. “Fuck! What are you? Some sort of Mafia ?” “That's irrelevant,” he took out a fat bundle of cash.” This is twice the cost of that piece of junk which you were driving. Take it.” He waved the bundle towards her. Lisa wasn't sure if she should take him seriously or not. “Who are you? Superman?” He chuckled, and one corner of his mouth turned up in that amused smile he'd been wearing off and on all night. “I prefer Batman. I don't think I can pull off that atrocious red and blue leotard.”

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”