Icarly Joke Is On You Novels & Stories

EdwardBlack1794: I'm in New York cupcake :) I gaped. tate_kvngh: was that an actual joke??? EdwardBlack1794: No. "Holy shit!" I exclaimed. EdwardBlack1794: I wanna finally see you

“Whatever you’re doing at ‘work’ tonight… hurry home. Both of you can fuck me senseless for all I care.” I snorted at my own joke, then immediately winced because yeah, that was a weird thing to say even alone. Little did I know how soon that joke was going to bite me right in the ass. And how much I was going to enjoy it when it did. [ You might be reading this wrong, but trust me, the real thrill is still ahead.^^]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

I drank it anyway. "So," Tess said, blowing on her toes. "Coco tells me you guys are in deep shit. Like, 'on the news' deep shit." "We are handling it," I said stiffly. "Right. Handling it. That's why you're wearing sweatpants that say 'Juicy' on the butt." I looked down. Please, God, tell me they didn't say Juicy. Chloe choked on her coffee. "They don't say Juicy, Lorenzo. She's messing with you."

"You know, Isaac, speaking of relationships, I still can’t believe you lost your virginity to your first girlfriend! What was her name again? Oh right, Jessica!” I burst into laughter, a high-pitched giggle that echoed through the kitchen, my eyes sparkling with mischief. "I mean, how could you? You were such a dork back then! Did you even know what you were doing?" Isaac’s face turned a shade of crimson as he rolled his eyes, but I continued, my laughter ringing out like a melody. Each chuckle was punctuated by my own playful gasps, as if I couldn’t catch my breath from the absolute hilarity of it all.

“The hell…?” Behind him, Ally burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching her stomach. “Got you! Oh my god, I got you so good!” she wheezed between laughs. Shawn stared at her, bewildered. “Ally… what is this?” “April Fool’s, big bro!” she sang, still giggling. His shoulders dropped dramatically. “Jesus, Ally. That was not funny.” “Oh please,” she grinned, wiping tears from her eyes. “You think what Dad pulled on us last year was funny? The whole fake vacation, making us pack, driving us to the damn airport…?”

“I want you to get married to my son if you ever want your father to be released!” Mr Carter uttered the very words that would end up turning my life around. “Again with this joke?” I asked in confusion. "You really think I'm joking?" Mr. Carter asked, an amused look on his face. "It's got to be a joke, right?" I said, my voice shaking with uncertainty, still not quite able to process what he was saying. Mr. Carter's expression didn't change. "It's no joke," he said matter-of-factly. "I'm completely serious."

" You're immortal . Does it matter ? " I scoff . " Considering the mess we are constantly getting ourselves into , I doubt I'd stay alive even till my birthday . " I was only half joking . He growls loudly , I would be concerned about him waking up the entire hotel but then again , this place is dead so .. growl away mister big bad wolf ? " Say that again , I dare you . " He glares at me . " Oh come on . It's a joke . J . O . K . E . joke . " I spell it out for him . " No need to get your panties in a twist over some sarcasm baby "

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

I added. They both busted out in laughter which kinda got me a bit angry. I just told them the truth, the actual truth and here they are laughing their guts out. "You are joking right?" Jaden asked as they both continue to laugh "Stop it guys, I'm serious," I explained "Okay look, you both have a mark on the back of your right hand. Don't you?" I asked They both looked at their right hand then turned to me. "It might be a coincidence or something," Lucy said