Idiot Brain Novels & Stories

my eyes wide when I heard the man's words. " Boss, what happened? why are you here? " asked the man as his both palms pressed together and showing his respect to that buffalo. Boss? Is that buffalo was boss for this idiot? Now I found why this gang is full of idiots. if the main reactant is an idiot then the product will also be an idiot. idiot(buffalo) * normal person = worst idiot. I shook my head. the product is the worst idiot but this gang was not only an idiot.

a young woman my age said As they keep giving they're opinion, I notice Asher clenching his fist in anger Of course who won't be angry after hearing them call you an idiot multiple times and by your family I frown, I felt pity for him I really don't want to interfere but I just couldn't let him be called an idiot , I'm the only one allowed to call him that! "Stop calling him an idiot!" Every eyes were on me "I understand you want to stand up for your husband But he is an idiot" a guy said I scoff "he isn't an idiot idiot, he is just different, he might not be as smart as all of you but he isn't an idiot , he's sharp , and he can be smart if taught,he feels things like any other person so fro

The front doors swooshed open and were slammed shut, followed by loud thuds which were supposed to be footsteps, coming closer towards the dining room. "There's the missing child." Smartass began and spoke like a, well, smart ass. How is my intuition always right? What am I saying? I'm smart as fuck. That's why. Stop lying to yourself babes. You like to think you're smart. You're street smart. But you're a complete dumbass. Don't get it twisted. I hate my mind.

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

Hayley's fists slammed into him again and again, heavy and fast. "I've never seen someone this stupid in my life! What, did you drink too much tainted milk as a kid or eat fertilizer for dinner? Everyone else grows a brain. You grew a damn tumor! You weigh, what, 140? One-forty of that is crap. A dung beetle would think you're heaven. Zombies would take one look at you and turn around. Even they won't touch a brain full of crap like yours!" The others fell silent. Every word came with another punch. It didn't take long before Ben's face was so swollen he barely looked human.

I had no memory at all. I overworked the little guys in my head by trying so darn hard to remember something, anything. Come on, stupid brain, never turning up for me when I need you. I swear I'm convinced there is a beef between my brain and I. Whenever it is time to think of something important or something useful, it goes dead but when I don't need to think of anything, boom! All the thoughts flow freely right through me, I'm a walking encyclopedia, the one who knows it all, I'm the knowledgeable chosen one.

Hardy sighed and felt helpless. "Hahaha, it looks like it ain't easy to dupe an idiot. Caution is strongly advised when duping one because a normal human won't understand an idiot's brain." Stanley let out a loud laugh. Luckily for him, he was high up on the third floor and no one from below heard him laugh. A mysterious aura appeared in Larry's narrowed eyes. It did not matter if Cherry was genuinely stupid. She was no ordinary woman if she faked her stupidity. She presented herself as an idiot and yet she could foil Hardy's plan.

She asks, handing me a cup of coffee, I grin kissing her little nose “I can’t see anyone being smarter than you, I think Isaac Newton would have trouble keeping up” She snorts shaking her head “Nah I test higher than him, I test higher than William James Sidis” She says simply, I frown never having heard the name before “Who is that?” I ask her, drake looks just as puzzled as she shakes her head “How do you not know who he is?” She looked disgusted as she clicks her tongue annoyed. “He was the smartest person to ever walk the earth, Issac had an IQ of 190, William had an IQ between 250 and 300. I test at 313”

Anyone with a brain wouldn't think Lucille was an impostor. Of course, there were also brainless people in the world. A message suddenly popped up in the livestream chat. "Tsk. Who knows whether she's just faking it? She's doing a good job, though." This person was immediately attacked by the other viewers. "Is this idiot just here to make their presence known?" "I've always felt that I've never been the smartest, but it looks like there are people dumber than me out there!" "This person's brain must've shriveled up…"

The new me… didn’t want to. “It was how fast it happened,” I admitted. “How public. How…” My voice caught slightly, then steadied. “How easy it would’ve been for me to look like the idiot again.” Noah’s expression tightened, not angry at me—angry at the world that had trained my brain to go there. “You’re not an idiot,” he said, firm. I gave him a small look. “You don’t get to decide what my brain does when it panics.”