The Ice King's Fake Girlfriend
"I assure you, I sleep in a bed, Tiffany. Not a charging dock."
"I’ll believe it when I see it," she muttered, crossing her arms. She walked over to a towering, floating shelving unit. It was made of brushed steel and smoked glass. It held exactly three items: a solid silver geometric sculpture, a single matte-black vase without flowers, and a stark, white-labeled architectural monograph. "This is exactly what I was talking about. We have a problem."
Julian stepped closer, his presence immediately narrowing the vast space between them. "And what, precisely, is our problem?"