After the Drone Lift, He Begs Me Back
When the camera drew close to my face, it showed nothing but a twisted expression of horror.
The comments all laughed at me.
"Holy shit, I think I can meme her!"
"Honestly, Joseph, I can't believe you went so far just to make Wendy happy!"
"I can't believe Jessica wet her pants! I made sure to get a close-up! Anyone want it?"
"Come on, show us already! Shut up and take my money!"
"Hah, that's what she gets for trying to take Joseph. She should look in a mirror sometimes!"
I left the group chat. The socials were worse. Joseph posted a status with a photo of me struggling in the air. He tagged Wendy. 'Another day, another happy moment for my princess.'